Forgetting how to trampoline.

A teachers buttcrack.

I was about to take a shower, when there was a ******** 10cm big spider in the shower... Probably it was smaller but I believe my eyes just zoomed in, if I were to remember the spider, I would say it was 10cm big. My father said it was just 2cm.. But yeh, I have a bit of a phobia against spiders ( the big ones like tarantula's )

Nothing I cant be scared!