NEVER TRUST SWINGS
You may be wondering why I am saying this, well, I was just on this swing. And I was going like 1 mile per hour on it, then one chain snaps off the wood and I do a double side flip then land on my head. I also landed on my left arm, this happened 7 hours ago and it still hurts while I am typing this. And I didn't just land in grass, I landed face first into a pile of concrete, metal, and rocks. The injury isn't as bad as it sounds, I just have a couple bruises and scrapes.
This story is true but not trusting swings is only a joke.
You may be wondering why I am saying this, well, I was just on this swing. And I was going like 1 mile per hour on it, then one chain snaps off the wood and I do a double side flip then land on my head. I also landed on my left arm, this happened 7 hours ago and it still hurts while I am typing this. And I didn't just land in grass, I landed face first into a pile of concrete, metal, and rocks. The injury isn't as bad as it sounds, I just have a couple bruises and scrapes.
This story is true but not trusting swings is only a joke.
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Congrats, you survived childhood. At least you don't have the fun of metal slides on the hottest day of summer.
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Well, I landed on a rock that was on concrete next to metal that I think I landed on.
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lol how does this relate to minecraft
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It doesn't, that's why I didn't put this under the Minecraft category.
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...How are you alive? That could very easily have killed you.
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yes