Invented the cure for death (the paper is highly confidential until I officially patent it)

someone dared me to lick a pole in the middle of winter and I got my tongue stuck on it since I did'nt believe it

for some dumb dumb reason i pulled down my pants in front of my cousins for no freaking reason i was like 10

1. one time we went strawberry picking, and i ate heaps while we were walking around so they still had the chemicals or whatever it was on there, when we got home i threw up all over my dad and the couch
2. i got tired of playing on the trampoline for now, so i was about to climb down but i fell off instead, and i didnt just fall, i fell face first onto the brick pavement. i cant remember if it hurt or not, but my memory is still a bit damaged after that day
(both times were when i was about 3-5)

i dont remember

I remembered one! I froze on the road and almost got ran over!!


LMAO

btw I locked my brother in his room and he pooped him self

and I think that's it so far

Im still a kid

Actually here’s more

Ahem

I ripped of a dolls head that my friend gave to me
I blew out a candle in a restaurant for no reason
I told my teacher that no one liked me She properly thought I had depression but no I was just being dramatic
I ate a flower
Wrote the words “Poop”on the fence of school in mud

WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH ME

I squirted my strawberry milk on the floor because “funny ha ha” NO

i still feel bad about it

got a wooden bead stuck "downstairs" (iykyk)

i jumped off a skyscraper /j

i fell on top of a kid older than me,
i rode a german shephard when i was like 2
i shot nerf bullets into a cobweb
i shot nerf bullets at my neighbor
i shot nerf bullets at my neighbors house
i took peoples shoes
i tried to hug a wild pigeon
i play dodgeball w army socks (still do) LMAO
i cant remember any good ones oof but i might later

k the craziest thing i've ever did is when i was 8 year old I threw a cat from the stairs then everytime the cat comes back i throw him/her again

swung around a dead snake like a lasso
carried a dead vulture halfway down a long road before calling the us fish and wildlife department or something
ate 7 flies in one day
peed on my best friend's jacket
called first graders avocados when i was 10
was born

I swallowed a quarter.
coughed it up.
than swallowed it again.

... Throw gasoline in a open fire thinking it was water and was rightfully called out.

i ate plastic wrap when i was 7

I am a chemistry nerd since childhood, I did a reaction (in a huge sealed plastic container) which produced a lot of flammable gas and I attached it with a fuse, as soon as it reacted and produced the flammable gas, the fuse went off and the gas caught fire, the plastic container exploded in flames and oh my ear drums would have busted if I wasn't very far and thank god I did this near the woods (I live near them) or else I'd have been on news that day. I mixed just a little more (ok maybe not just a little more) amount of reactants that day

Alright, gather 'round, my pals, 'cause I've got a story to tell that'll make your socks wiggle with excitement!

So, picture this: it was a sunny Saturday morning, birds chirping, sun shining, and not a single cloud in the sky. And guess what? I was feeling adventurous. Like, really adventurous.

I was wandering around the woods behind my house, you know, just being a regular explorer, when I stumbled upon this super cool treehouse hidden in the trees. It looked like something straight out of a pirate adventure movie, and I knew I had to check it out.

Now, here's where things get crazy. I climbed up that rickety old ladder into the treehouse, and what do I find? A pair of ancient binoculars just sitting there, practically begging me to take 'em for a spin.

So, being the brave adventurer that I am, I grabbed those binoculars and peered out the window. And guess what I saw? A full-blown squirrel showdown! These little guys were having an all-out acorn war, dodging and weaving like they were in some kind of tiny ninja movie.

Naturally, I couldn't just sit there and watch. Oh no, I had to join in on the action! I grabbed a bunch of acorns and jumped right into the fray, flinging those things like there was no tomorrow.

We battled it out for what felt like hours, laughing and cheering the whole time. It was like something out of a dream, I tell ya!

But eventually, the sun started to set, and I knew it was time to head home. So, with a heart full of adventure and a pocket full of acorns, I said goodbye to my new squirrel buddies and made my way back home.

And that, my friends, is the craziest thing I ever did as a kid—having an epic acorn battle with a bunch of squirrels in the enchanted woods behind my house. Pretty wild, huh?

not me but my brother trhew a puppy down the stairs

I would make a box out of the foam mats on the floor of my room, put a fan and light in there, and just watch youtube all day sitting inside