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What would MINECRAFT Be like in the hands of EA?

LordNobody's Avatar LordNobody11/18/13 5:44 pm
11/18/2013 7:19 pm
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Title says it all...

Here's what i think it would be like...

Sorry! You've bought this game, But to play it you need to buy the Play Access Pass for only $39.99 (exclusions apply)
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Azie
11/18/2013 7:19 pm
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Since the last two pages have been off topic and flamey, this topic is now locked.
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The Gaming Grunts
11/18/2013 7:10 pm
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Honestly this video explains it all and I agree with almost everything he says. Take a look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2QWuGABzg
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Ghost001
11/18/2013 7:05 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Explorer
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You're gonna rage at me? Fine, go ahead. EA was voted worst company in America several times because they -no- up Sim City. They also f*cked up Mass Effect, yes. They also have a reputation for trying to steal all the money out of your wallet, yes. Do you really think EA is gonna charge you $10 to place more than 5 blocks? Please, if you said yes, go shoot yourself in the head with an M416A3. Please. I beg of you. Someone also blamed EA for releasing an unfinished game that's barely playable with horrible netcode (battlefield 4). DICE is supposed to release a new battlefield game every 2 years, so if they delayed a game, people would be more pissed off than they already are. It's also nearly impossible to create perfect netcode in a game like battlefield. There's so much happening with all the explosions, levolution, etc. In my opinion it's alot better than the netcode in COD Ghosts. EA has recently tried to improve their reputation by removing online passes and such, but you guys won't give them another chance. While yes, I do believe EA would have an expansion pack or two and would probably increase the game price if they owned Minecraft, I highly doubt it would be as bad as having to pay to place more than 5 blocks.
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G0dlyCheese
11/18/2013 6:47 pm
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What would really happen.

EA CEO: Alright, we raised the price a little. What now?
Intern: Maybe we should listen to the public on what we should add.
EA: Heck no. Let's add guns.
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atabler
11/18/2013 6:43 pm
Level 40 : Master Warrior
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"Hello welcome to minecraft!" *you play for 30 minutes* "You have tested minecraft! if you want to play unlimited ammount of time press this (hyperlink) to buy" *you buy and play for a hour* You have cooked irorn! you must buy the achivent pack to go on!" *you groan and buy.* "yay you built a hole in the wall! to live here buy the living in something expansion pack!" You then delete minecraft from your computer and sue notch
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AnimeFanFTW
11/18/2013 6:38 pm
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EA wouldn't really change much, except making Minecraft a bit more expensive and probably include more stuff.
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LordNobody
11/18/2013 6:33 pm
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I'm talking in caps and punctuation ( kinda never was good with it...Even in school all those run on sentences no periods )
But anyways i'm talking in caps because i trained myself to automatically press SHIFT To go in caps then stop and type, now it's just a thing i do without intentionally thats why i' say i trained myself
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LordNobody
11/18/2013 6:20 pm
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Day 1 of MINECRAFT In the hands of EA
Sorry! You've tried to create a world, Please buy the World Expansion pack to get to have a world for a Low price of only $10.99
(you buy)
Great! You've spawned in a world, To get to walk, Please buy the Walking Expansion pack for a low price of 0.99C
(you buy thinking only great deal yet)
You've selected a Server to join, Please buy the SERVERS Expansion pack for only $8.99 Or continue playing Single Player!
(you continue on singleplayer)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 5 Blocks allowed for a house, Upgrade to the HOUSE Package for only 45.99
(you buy)
(you continue playing surprised there's no offers anymore)
(you play until 9:00PM)
Sorry! We've detected it's Your bed time, Please go to bed or buy the NO BED Package for only 49.99
(you buy)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 9 Hours on the game, Please buy more minutes or sign up for a free contest to get hours, Call 1-800-889-800
(RAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE And You Throw computer out of the window )
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Ciberg
11/18/2013 6:13 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Hunter
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Congratulations! You've played 1 day. To continue playing during the night buy the Night DLC Pack for only 5.99!
If not, and you just want to play the day times it's only 10 easy payments of 2.99 per month!

You've made your first nether portal! You get 1 trip to the nether, then it's .99c per trip!

Congrats! You've found the stronghold! Want to enter the end? Only 7.99! Editing the end is only 5$ more!
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Ghost001
11/18/2013 6:07 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Explorer
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Come on guys, seriously. Stop hating on EA. They aren't THAT bad, and they're new CEO Andrew Wilson removed the online pass.
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MrCreeperXD
11/18/2013 6:28 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
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DONT TRY TO -no- USE PUNCTUATION, IF YOU ARE UNEDUCATED ON HOW TO USE IT!!!

ITS NOT THEY'RE, ITS THEIR

THEIR IS DIFFERENT FROM THEY'RE AND THERE.

Sorry for the rage but this really pisses me off
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Ciberg
11/18/2013 6:49 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Hunter
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Heh. "PUNCTUATION" is supposed to have a period after it, not a comma. If you're gonna get mad at other people for grammar, at least fix your own first.
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_Shako
11/18/2013 7:01 pm
Level 56 : Grandmaster Architect
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Actually, there shouldn't be any punctuation after "punctuation". It should just be
"... use punctuation if you are..."

How did this turn from a discussion about Minecraft and EA to a discussion about grammar? XD
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MrCreeperXD
11/18/2013 6:57 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
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Actually, Its grammatically correct because the "IF" is a continuation of the phrase before it.
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Ghost001
11/18/2013 7:08 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Explorer
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Hello Xx_CR33P3R_xX12, I am now aware of my grammar error, thanks to you. I am very big on using semi-proper grammar on the internet and get very annoyed when people use the wrong "there". Please excuse me for my mistake, thanks.
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spires33
11/18/2013 6:37 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dwarf
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hy dere aint yous a little agrey yuos better calms it down
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Ace Ginger
11/18/2013 6:33 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Crafter
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You should leave off the comma before punctuation to make that point...
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Repson
11/18/2013 6:31 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Zombie
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Jesus christ dude o_o its planet minecraft not planet grammar


also,i.Want,To.Point,Out,That,These.Commas,and,Periods.Dont.Bother,Me
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Mandalorian
11/18/2013 6:30 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Architect
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Dude it's the internet, not a lot of people care for grammar.
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LordNobody
11/18/2013 6:22 pm
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Not that bad? They ruined Mass Effect, By SELLING IT!
Also didn't EA Go bankrupt, or is that the Ex-Owners of HOMEFRONT? if it is who used to own HOMEFRONT, until they sold it to crytek.
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Ace Ginger
11/18/2013 6:21 pm
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They've been voted worst company in America several times.
http://www.bf4blog.com/ea-voted-worst-company-america/
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Mandalorian
11/18/2013 6:26 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Architect
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They deserve that award.
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LordNobody
11/18/2013 6:23 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Hunter
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Lol really? Haha, That's hilarious...I didn't even know there was a title or an award like that!
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Ace Ginger
11/18/2013 6:25 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Crafter
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That's why I thought this post was hilarious, because I read a couple other consumer review things about that a month or so ago.
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LordNobody
11/18/2013 6:29 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Hunter
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Haha, They ruined NFS Too... The NFSW Need for Speed World, Is too...okay i like the NFS Series, but...the F2P one is too...too, awww whatever, too pay to play, Heck Their BattleField Online hehe the offers for booster points, ACTUALLY WORKS, first in...like EVER!
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Repson
11/18/2013 6:11 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Zombie
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Want to stop hating on EA?

DOWNLOAD THE HATE-STOP EXPANSION PACK FOR A LOW PRICE OF $15.99
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Mandalorian
11/18/2013 6:14 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Architect
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Lol xD rofl
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noblemile
11/18/2013 6:12 pm
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*Dies of laughter*
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Ninniy
11/18/2013 6:18 pm
Level 45 : Master Dragonborn
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Want to die of laughter?
Buy the die-of-laughter pack for only $10.99!
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Repson
11/18/2013 6:14 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Zombie
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*Dies of laughter cause i actually made someone laugh*
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Mandalorian
11/18/2013 6:09 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Architect
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Not that bad! They screwed Mass Effect!
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Elite_Ranger
11/18/2013 6:04 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Wizard
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It seems you found an ore! To mine this ore buy the DLC Ore Pack for only $15.99
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EpicAwesome1
11/18/2013 6:02 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Pixel Painter
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Want to update to 1.8? NOPE. We'll just handy you this rushed out product with horrible net code, that is unplayable (Yes, I AM talking to you Battlefield 4)
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ToadDan
11/18/2013 6:00 pm
Level 45 : Master Sheep
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You just spawned in a world! To move, buy the moving expansion pack for $2.99!
You just mined dirt! To mine more blocks, purchase the mining expansion pack for only $15.99!
You just found a wolf/ocelot! To tame them, purchase the taming expansion pack! ($8.99 per pet)
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Articuno_Articulates
11/18/2013 6:04 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
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omg thats rly funny ROFL
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blazer1scool
11/18/2013 5:59 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Crafter
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oh i see you bought all these dlc's so you can get the dlc use expansion pack pay a low price of $1000
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Repson
11/18/2013 5:56 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Zombie
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You see that creeper? if you want the CREEPER PROTECTION DLC PACK. COMPLETE WITH BLAST PROTECTION ARMOR just download the dlc for a small price of $15.99
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ItsJustVanilla
11/18/2013 5:56 pm
Level 38 : Artisan uwu
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Want to join this server? Well you have to pay $24.99 to buy a Server Pass. Or you can continue playing only in Singleplayer.
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LordNobody
11/18/2013 5:54 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Hunter
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Gratz! You've just found Diamonds! To get to have the Diamonds, Please buy the Diamond Level Pass for only 49.99, Or Continue playing and Not have diamonds!
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716382862
11/18/2013 6:26 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Creeper
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LetsPlay2D
11/18/2013 5:52 pm
Level 46 : Master Pixel Painter
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Stone pickaxe still not good enough for you? You can get an iron onefor just $15,99 !
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Repson
11/18/2013 5:49 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Zombie
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Great! youve made your first pickaxe! if you want to get the full experience and make a stone pickaxe just download this DLC pack for a low low price of $10,99
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Darkrai48
11/18/2013 6:49 pm
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Skinner
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xD yeah
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