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What would MINECRAFT Be like in the hands of EA?
Title says it all...
Here's what i think it would be like...
Sorry! You've bought this game, But to play it you need to buy the Play Access Pass for only $39.99 (exclusions apply)
Here's what i think it would be like...
Sorry! You've bought this game, But to play it you need to buy the Play Access Pass for only $39.99 (exclusions apply)
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Honestly this video explains it all and I agree with almost everything he says. Take a look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2QWuGABzg
You're gonna rage at me? Fine, go ahead. EA was voted worst company in America several times because they -no- up Sim City. They also f*cked up Mass Effect, yes. They also have a reputation for trying to steal all the money out of your wallet, yes. Do you really think EA is gonna charge you $10 to place more than 5 blocks? Please, if you said yes, go shoot yourself in the head with an M416A3. Please. I beg of you. Someone also blamed EA for releasing an unfinished game that's barely playable with horrible netcode (battlefield 4). DICE is supposed to release a new battlefield game every 2 years, so if they delayed a game, people would be more pissed off than they already are. It's also nearly impossible to create perfect netcode in a game like battlefield. There's so much happening with all the explosions, levolution, etc. In my opinion it's alot better than the netcode in COD Ghosts. EA has recently tried to improve their reputation by removing online passes and such, but you guys won't give them another chance. While yes, I do believe EA would have an expansion pack or two and would probably increase the game price if they owned Minecraft, I highly doubt it would be as bad as having to pay to place more than 5 blocks.
What would really happen.
EA CEO: Alright, we raised the price a little. What now?
Intern: Maybe we should listen to the public on what we should add.
EA: Heck no. Let's add guns.
EA CEO: Alright, we raised the price a little. What now?
Intern: Maybe we should listen to the public on what we should add.
EA: Heck no. Let's add guns.
"Hello welcome to minecraft!" *you play for 30 minutes* "You have tested minecraft! if you want to play unlimited ammount of time press this (hyperlink) to buy" *you buy and play for a hour* You have cooked irorn! you must buy the achivent pack to go on!" *you groan and buy.* "yay you built a hole in the wall! to live here buy the living in something expansion pack!" You then delete minecraft from your computer and sue notch
EA wouldn't really change much, except making Minecraft a bit more expensive and probably include more stuff.
I'm talking in caps and punctuation ( kinda never was good with it...Even in school all those run on sentences no periods )
But anyways i'm talking in caps because i trained myself to automatically press SHIFT To go in caps then stop and type, now it's just a thing i do without intentionally thats why i' say i trained myself
But anyways i'm talking in caps because i trained myself to automatically press SHIFT To go in caps then stop and type, now it's just a thing i do without intentionally thats why i' say i trained myself
Day 1 of MINECRAFT In the hands of EA
Sorry! You've tried to create a world, Please buy the World Expansion pack to get to have a world for a Low price of only $10.99
(you buy)
Great! You've spawned in a world, To get to walk, Please buy the Walking Expansion pack for a low price of 0.99C
(you buy thinking only great deal yet)
You've selected a Server to join, Please buy the SERVERS Expansion pack for only $8.99 Or continue playing Single Player!
(you continue on singleplayer)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 5 Blocks allowed for a house, Upgrade to the HOUSE Package for only 45.99
(you buy)
(you continue playing surprised there's no offers anymore)
(you play until 9:00PM)
Sorry! We've detected it's Your bed time, Please go to bed or buy the NO BED Package for only 49.99
(you buy)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 9 Hours on the game, Please buy more minutes or sign up for a free contest to get hours, Call 1-800-889-800
(RAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE And You Throw computer out of the window )
Sorry! You've tried to create a world, Please buy the World Expansion pack to get to have a world for a Low price of only $10.99
(you buy)
Great! You've spawned in a world, To get to walk, Please buy the Walking Expansion pack for a low price of 0.99C
(you buy thinking only great deal yet)
You've selected a Server to join, Please buy the SERVERS Expansion pack for only $8.99 Or continue playing Single Player!
(you continue on singleplayer)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 5 Blocks allowed for a house, Upgrade to the HOUSE Package for only 45.99
(you buy)
(you continue playing surprised there's no offers anymore)
(you play until 9:00PM)
Sorry! We've detected it's Your bed time, Please go to bed or buy the NO BED Package for only 49.99
(you buy)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 9 Hours on the game, Please buy more minutes or sign up for a free contest to get hours, Call 1-800-889-800
(RAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE And You Throw computer out of the window )
Congratulations! You've played 1 day. To continue playing during the night buy the Night DLC Pack for only 5.99!
If not, and you just want to play the day times it's only 10 easy payments of 2.99 per month!
You've made your first nether portal! You get 1 trip to the nether, then it's .99c per trip!
Congrats! You've found the stronghold! Want to enter the end? Only 7.99! Editing the end is only 5$ more!
If not, and you just want to play the day times it's only 10 easy payments of 2.99 per month!
You've made your first nether portal! You get 1 trip to the nether, then it's .99c per trip!
Congrats! You've found the stronghold! Want to enter the end? Only 7.99! Editing the end is only 5$ more!
Come on guys, seriously. Stop hating on EA. They aren't THAT bad, and they're new CEO Andrew Wilson removed the online pass.
DONT TRY TO -no- USE PUNCTUATION, IF YOU ARE UNEDUCATED ON HOW TO USE IT!!!
ITS NOT THEY'RE, ITS THEIR
THEIR IS DIFFERENT FROM THEY'RE AND THERE.
Sorry for the rage but this really pisses me off
ITS NOT THEY'RE, ITS THEIR
THEIR IS DIFFERENT FROM THEY'RE AND THERE.
Sorry for the rage but this really pisses me off
Heh. "PUNCTUATION" is supposed to have a period after it, not a comma. If you're gonna get mad at other people for grammar, at least fix your own first.
Actually, there shouldn't be any punctuation after "punctuation". It should just be
"... use punctuation if you are..."
How did this turn from a discussion about Minecraft and EA to a discussion about grammar? XD
"... use punctuation if you are..."
How did this turn from a discussion about Minecraft and EA to a discussion about grammar? XD
Actually, Its grammatically correct because the "IF" is a continuation of the phrase before it.
Hello Xx_CR33P3R_xX12, I am now aware of my grammar error, thanks to you. I am very big on using semi-proper grammar on the internet and get very annoyed when people use the wrong "there". Please excuse me for my mistake, thanks.
hy dere aint yous a little agrey yuos better calms it down
You should leave off the comma before punctuation to make that point...
Jesus christ dude o_o its planet minecraft not planet grammar
also,i.Want,To.Point,Out,That,These.Commas,and,Periods.Dont.Bother,Me
also,i.Want,To.Point,Out,That,These.Commas,and,Periods.Dont.Bother,Me
Dude it's the internet, not a lot of people care for grammar.
Not that bad? They ruined Mass Effect, By SELLING IT!
Also didn't EA Go bankrupt, or is that the Ex-Owners of HOMEFRONT? if it is who used to own HOMEFRONT, until they sold it to crytek.
Also didn't EA Go bankrupt, or is that the Ex-Owners of HOMEFRONT? if it is who used to own HOMEFRONT, until they sold it to crytek.
They've been voted worst company in America several times.
http://www.bf4blog.com/ea-voted-worst-company-america/
http://www.bf4blog.com/ea-voted-worst-company-america/
They deserve that award.
Lol really? Haha, That's hilarious...I didn't even know there was a title or an award like that!
That's why I thought this post was hilarious, because I read a couple other consumer review things about that a month or so ago.
Haha, They ruined NFS Too... The NFSW Need for Speed World, Is too...okay i like the NFS Series, but...the F2P one is too...too, awww whatever, too pay to play, Heck Their BattleField Online hehe the offers for booster points, ACTUALLY WORKS, first in...like EVER!
Want to stop hating on EA?
DOWNLOAD THE HATE-STOP EXPANSION PACK FOR A LOW PRICE OF $15.99
DOWNLOAD THE HATE-STOP EXPANSION PACK FOR A LOW PRICE OF $15.99
Lol xD rofl
*Dies of laughter*
Not that bad! They screwed Mass Effect!
It seems you found an ore! To mine this ore buy the DLC Ore Pack for only $15.99
Want to update to 1.8? NOPE. We'll just handy you this rushed out product with horrible net code, that is unplayable (Yes, I AM talking to you Battlefield 4)
You just spawned in a world! To move, buy the moving expansion pack for $2.99!
You just mined dirt! To mine more blocks, purchase the mining expansion pack for only $15.99!
You just found a wolf/ocelot! To tame them, purchase the taming expansion pack! ($8.99 per pet)
You just mined dirt! To mine more blocks, purchase the mining expansion pack for only $15.99!
You just found a wolf/ocelot! To tame them, purchase the taming expansion pack! ($8.99 per pet)
omg thats rly funny ROFL
oh i see you bought all these dlc's so you can get the dlc use expansion pack pay a low price of $1000
You see that creeper? if you want the CREEPER PROTECTION DLC PACK. COMPLETE WITH BLAST PROTECTION ARMOR just download the dlc for a small price of $15.99
Want to join this server? Well you have to pay $24.99 to buy a Server Pass. Or you can continue playing only in Singleplayer.
Gratz! You've just found Diamonds! To get to have the Diamonds, Please buy the Diamond Level Pass for only 49.99, Or Continue playing and Not have diamonds!
Stone pickaxe still not good enough for you? You can get an iron onefor just $15,99 !