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If you were Notch for 1 day what would you do?
Docney1969
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The question is very simple what would you do if you were Notch for 1 day. If I was Notch for 1 day I would tweet "Like A Boss"
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if i was notch i would spawn me an apple(an apple is a very useful type of food)
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i would..
1.kick jeb
2.kick jeb
3.throw jeb in lava
4.steal jebs diamonds i
5.send iron golems after jeb
6.imperonsanate jeb
7.add ice cream to game
8.add ice cream golems which shoot ice cream at everything the dmg to mobs is 000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
1.kick jeb
2.kick jeb
3.throw jeb in lava
4.steal jebs diamonds i
5.send iron golems after jeb
6.imperonsanate jeb
7.add ice cream to game
8.add ice cream golems which shoot ice cream at everything the dmg to mobs is 000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
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Notch made Jeb the lead developer lol
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I like Jeb better personally cuz Notch used minecraft to put in stuff heeee wanted where as Jens puts in stuff that HELPS in the development of minecraft.
Also he fixed the goddamn ladders :3
Also he fixed the goddamn ladders :3
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That is true!
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I would attempt to offset the fact that Notch has more ounces of fat then lines of code written. As in, laying off the damn donuts.
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...
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my gosh
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Your from America right? then you understand the pain of being fat XD
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dude that is cold!
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I would
Remake MCedit
Fire JunkBoy
Add modcraft to minecraft
Make a official minecraft server
Poop in jebs food
Bring MazQuick into the development team
Add epic dragons to minecraft.
Remake MCedit
Fire JunkBoy
Add modcraft to minecraft
Make a official minecraft server
Poop in jebs food
Bring MazQuick into the development team
Add epic dragons to minecraft.
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Fix the Ladders :L
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I would fix the game.
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If I were near you I'd FIX your face...
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hahahaha!
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You seem angry with every joke made in here...
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._.
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How coheirent of you.
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Well the fact that you posted this on a website dedicated to minecraft...
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ummmm most of us are teens and your saying we could live one day as an adult man?
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no! what if we were him!
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we? a group of people being notch O.O
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I would also make poopbrine
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i would give myself diamond armor with protection X.
THEN I WOULD BE INDESTRUCTIBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEE
THEN I WOULD BE INDESTRUCTIBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEE
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You forgot to put the Muhahhahahhahahahha!
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hahahha! TRUE!
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i would um.. you know i would probly update minecraft with all my ideas then make tons of money and buy stuff...
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Yes, a hive mind...
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I would also give the business and aLl the money to my non notch self.
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Clever!
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i would say that minecraft development is stopping just to see people's reactions
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hahaha very evil of you!
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Why thank you
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I wonder how being Jeb would feel like 0_0
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More?
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i would create creepers to be friendly
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I would call those stalkers!
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Very awkwardly stroke Jeb's delicious head of hair
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Yes! Best one yet! Though... Kinda creepy...
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I would also pull down my pants a wiggle around saying "It's the choo choo train "
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*Claps* damn I'd like to do that in real life and not get in trouble... Did I really just type that?
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If i was notch i'd make steve black and rename him Leroy
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Then whenever I'd run after a creeper I'd say, "Leeroyyyyyyyy!"
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ROFL
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I would Put SDK in minecraft Smart moving in minecragy :3
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id use my time wisly and trade all of his tf2 items to my account >:D
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lolz
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Any more?
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I would say "Oh,I'm removing every trace to the download of the game" I would trade all of his TF2 items to my account,and I would kick jeb into lava.
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Oh, i would so add walruses to minecraft
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