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An Incorrect History of Capitalismattach_money

Yeerbles's Avatar Yeerbles11/26/20 8:57 pm
11/29/2020 11:41 pm
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ohkay and I have decided to do an incorrect history of capitalism, from start to present!

We'll be replying to create an entire comment thread that will probably be at least 10 comments long.

I hope you enjoy! :D
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11/26/2020 8:58 pm
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we start at the Cambrian Explosion

strange creatures have now been trading cool looking rocks between each other? what?
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11/26/2020 9:00 pm
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this is the beginning of trading and bartering. fast forward by a couple million years: humans have now formed a primitive society and trade tools and more cool rocks with each other.
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11/26/2020 9:03 pm
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one day, caveman grog finds a boar and kills it

caveman grig comes over and offers a bigger boar

the trade happens and grog walks home happily not knowing that his new boar actually had less meat and was simply filled up with air to look big

this is considered the first trading scandal
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11/26/2020 9:05 pm
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over the course of several thousand years, civilization has advanced. there are now shiny round pieces of metal that have seemingly replaced trading. is this the first form of currency?
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11/26/2020 9:07 pm
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bigger/smaller shiny pieces of metal have been made. they all have different values. strangely, the 10 one is smaller than the 5 one. this was a mistake that literally nobody has ever bothered to fix.
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11/26/2020 9:11 pm
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the shiny pieces of metal now have a companion: green cloth with people on them.
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