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I am a genie: you get ONE wish, I try to ruin it
Lyra_Capricorn
Can you make an unruinable wish?
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Give me one copy of Minecraft java edition
He's gonna give you a copy of Bedrock Edition from some place called Java
It turns out that the “copy” was actually Cop Y. He then arrests you for getting Minecraft for free.
ohhh snap
thats good
thats good
getting a game as a gift isn't illegal wtf
Except, in an alternate universe, which you were teleported to, Minecraft is illegal.
Thanks for being my first wisher!
TURN ME INTO A GOAT
NOW
NOW
You become a goat, but a Minecraft one. You spawn in a world where the player hates goats. You die.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ.....
You mean “let’s goat”?
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You do, but then Planet Minecraft is deleted, so the win is worthless.
Please no.....
xD
xD
I wish for dragons to be real and not murder creatures that burn everything
The dragons are so friendly that they love hugging. They hug you so hard that you die.
I wish for complete, eternal, infinite happiness that comes with immortality, and does not diminish over time.
You become so happy, that people get annoyed by you. Then, they decide to burn you alive. You never said invincibility.
But I'm immortal, so them burning me doesn't kill me, and I'm happy, so I don't even care that I'm being burned alive, so I'm still happy about this.
Immortal means live forever. Invincible means can’t get hurt.
If you are immortal, it just means you can’t die of old age, or have aging effects. But you can die of Fire.
If you are immortal you can’t die to anything, invincible just means nothing can penetrate your skin you can still die of old age
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Actually, being immortal prevents me from ever dying in any way, by physical harm OR sickness, so even if my body is scarred by being burnt alive, I'm still alive, and as per my wish I'm still happy.
STILL NOT RUINED :)
adjective: immortal
STILL NOT RUINED :)
adjective: immortal
- living forever; never dying or decaying.
I wish for me to be happy.
You are so happy that you didn’t notice lots of stuff around you. You eat a sandwich and happily choke.
Do you mean choke to death? If not, I'm just happy. It's a win win because I'm still alive.
Yes.
I wish someone loved me
They love you so much, they cram you into a backpack for you to be with them. You break all your bones.
At least I am finally loved
I want to win in all planet Minecraft events >=3
You win. Last place.
i want to never eat
You never eat your favorite food ever again, now you have to be forced to eat your least favorite every meal, three meals a day.
make me invincible, immortal, loved, have everything i want, and be rich and have no consequences.
You are so rich, that your money is infinite, which means infinite mass, forming a black hole. You get sucked in. (You don’t die, just suffer from boredom forever.)
i wish that you were dead
I create a clone before I die, with all my memories and powers.
you cant ruin my wish if your dead. ; )
ruin my wish
give me tacos for life
give me tacos for life
You get your life replaced by a taco.
You said tacos for life, which can be replaced with a life that is a taco.
I wish you were in love
I am in love. With pandas. 🐼
i wish i get good grades :D (dont u dare ruin it!!!!!!!! >:( )
You get good tardigrades. They are eaten by a frog army, though.
i wish that u die
I die, but before I do, I make a clone of myself with all of my memories and powers.
i wish for a mech that will kill you and every clone that you make : )
(i dont have to pilot it)
(it can travel between universes) ; )
(i dont have to pilot it)
(it can travel between universes) ; )
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