I heard a good one the other day:

Is that your head, or did your neck just throw up?

Did I ask.

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You so incompetent that you don't reply to the comments on your own post

uh ok...

even when you think you look good, everyone you even think dating runs away, and you'll live a sad, lonely life in your mom's basement.

this feels wrong though. why do you want to try and see if you can ruin our insults at you when it's basically pointless?

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 𝕠𝕟 𝔸𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕝 𝔽𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕤 𝔻𝕒𝕪

why?
I dont want to...
*hug*
heres a sub

friends?

I'd roast you, but i'm not allowed to burn trash

You look like a bird but it is dead and has poop on it and it's body is broken into like 1000 different bitts.

You are as bad as sweaty cheese!

Please someone insult me im so good at making other insults bad

I heard you so ugly you made an onion cry :(

purple roach
(honestly idk why i insult people with things like purple roach)

your mother B)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Vacuums suck
and you do too!

here are THREE insults!!!



1.Your so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.

2.You must have been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen.

3.If you were twice as smart you would still be stupid.

You suck so much, you don't even deserve an insult

thats wack

bro why are you so busy? take life easier don’t react like that to inadequate people .... they are unworthy of your emotions

try to ruin THIS,


You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour poo out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a sussy. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious, and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a sussy gluggy newbie twit aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond dumb and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to grass. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then oofed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless. You are a wussy bussy, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have lemonenade with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a apple. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.


On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

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You weak little soggy piece of cheese you

Your species can't even reproduce without juuuuust the right circumstances and a whole lot of time and effort. Your species was practically made to go extinct.

you moist peanut you

L + no maidens

your mother ran away after she saw you

This Isa reply to Mafia_Member: who's dad I thought mine did jujitsu

You're a failure, just like your dad's condom.

Hey i heard your parents died on cruise ship.
Your mon called she says glub glub

Here is an example you smell like poop