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EPIC MINECRAFT RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY - Zombie Vs. Pigman

flygon56's Avatar flygon561/1/12 6:18 pm
1/2/2012 9:28 am
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First off, NO OFFENSE TO CMASTER. He was sleeping, we had finished the rap battle on the http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/epic-minecraft-rap-battles-historyyyyyyy-t37908.html original thread. Other insisted on a new one. I took it upon myself to make a new one. If I have offended anyone, I am sorry. Now, that we have this assorted, here is some rules

We will have 4 ppl on each team.
Due to the inability to be able to get more people and stay on topic, it will now only be 2.

Zombie
Taylergoff235
teh_p00n

Pigman
Flygon56
TheInferno123
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taylorgoff235
01/02/2012 9:27 am
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i'm not the owner of this thing. that was just my observation. go ahead if this topic happens again
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jackattack4000
01/02/2012 9:28 am
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It might. It might not.
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taylorgoff235
01/02/2012 9:22 am
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^ all you did last time was go randomly off topic
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jackattack4000
01/02/2012 9:25 am
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Just to fool around. Plus I wasn't even in the last round :I. Give me another chance
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jackattack4000
01/02/2012 9:21 am
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Can I join?
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taylorgoff235
01/02/2012 9:20 am
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i'm back nao i wanna join
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taylorgoff235
01/02/2012 9:20 am
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hey guys!
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Bidoduff
01/02/2012 5:56 am
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i wanna join the next round :3
Next Round: Pig Vs Pigman? it would be fun xD
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jackattack4000
01/01/2012 7:03 pm
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Can I join the next round?
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teh_p00n
01/01/2012 7:02 pm
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Okay im down D: you win
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teh_p00n
01/01/2012 6:58 pm
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Not really we are still on
Why dont u just scurry back to your bloody hole?
Come back when u have achieved somthing pigman
and stop being a fool
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:55 pm
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I see this thing has narrowed.
To a 1v1
Well, 1v0
Cause your utterly done,
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teh_p00n
01/01/2012 6:54 pm
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What you talking about? you stupid fool
You need a fleet to protect your self from the dangers of hell!
Heck why did notch even add you to this game? your a total failure
Ha i bet u watch us while u drool! My awesomeness even will repel you!
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:49 pm
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We take BATHS in lava.
Yet you can barely touch water.
The only way we'll get you movin
Is with a giant cup of java.
Y U SAY we not unique.
At least we pigmen are 1 giant fleet.

Thats 1 down for zombies, its narrowed down to p00n
What he doesnt know, hes rapping to his doom.

OH!!!!
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teh_p00n
01/01/2012 6:48 pm
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You drop solid gold of your failing mates!
They die and you pick them up to remember
Think your insides are pure platinum?
Look at the right of your chest you blind
What you are is a failed cross bred
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:47 pm
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(this is me out guys, good luck zombie!)
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:46 pm
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your such a bad mob you're even in hell. your only company is ghasts, jeez the player can tell!
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:43 pm
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I think Notch is trying to say somethin.
We drop solid gold. You drop practically nothin.
We have golden swords. Our insides, pure platinum.
All you do, is just you actin,
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:42 pm
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come up with something yourself instead of stealing bro. men, zombies, pigs they're all what you show. You have a swords, so what? I see you flailing. can you use that thing or are you always failing?
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teh_p00n
01/01/2012 6:41 pm
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We may be slow and puny but we are strong
We dont need weapons u stupid puny pigs!
all you needed is for is pork and bacon
Im glad im not a side of dish now
come on whos gonna win?
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:40 pm
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Well I was once a pig, just roaming with ease
When out comes, a hungry Steve,
Just as his iron sword, about to touch my chest.
A lightning bolt pierced me. And out came my best.
I used to have a chainsaw, but thought that was a bit too scary.
Not nice to have frozen food, just keep em wary.
So this is what I say, just going along.
That person you used to be? Hes long gone.
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:39 pm
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YO pigmen, you're a cheap copy of us, piggies can't win againts something TRULY dangerous
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theinferno123
01/01/2012 6:38 pm
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what, a zombie, you say we are friends? no way no how, cuase pigman are the best. swords vs fists, who do you think will win? i mean come on you puny zombie, what can you possibly do?
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:37 pm
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Jack. Reported as MAJORLY off topic.

Grant. Next battle. THAT will be Ender Dragon vs Ghast. But you WONT be the only one on it.

Ok, 2 v 2 will do.... COMMENCE.
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jackattack4000
01/01/2012 6:39 pm
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Yay I win!
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jackattack4000
01/01/2012 6:36 pm
Level 44 : Master Pokemon
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I HURD YO LIEK MEH!!!!
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theinferno123
01/01/2012 6:36 pm
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pigman here, and let tell straight away, your little fists are no match for me, i have swords, all you have is a puny fist i mean come on! whatcha gonna do?!
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grantmanmeyer
01/01/2012 6:35 pm
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IN THE NEXT BATTLE BRO! FTW!
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jackattack4000
01/01/2012 6:35 pm
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I'll be the Mudkip
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:35 pm
Level 44 : Master Blob
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NO ENDER DRAGONS
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grantmanmeyer
01/01/2012 6:34 pm
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Fly Can I Be The Only Ender Dragon?? FTW!!!
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theinferno123
01/01/2012 6:34 pm
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we starting?
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:33 pm
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yay another on my team! start!!!!
go away jack attack
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jackattack4000
01/01/2012 6:33 pm
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This is what goes on in my mind don't expect much:
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teh_p00n
01/01/2012 6:32 pm
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well im changing to zombie can we start now?
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grantmanmeyer
01/01/2012 6:32 pm
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fly Can I be theonly EnderDragon?
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:32 pm
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Jack. Were not doing chicken vs, Zombie.

Read the first post, very least the whole title.
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:30 pm
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cmon more ppl!
i need a team
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theinferno123
01/01/2012 6:29 pm
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here come the PIGGMAN HAAAAXXX
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jackattack4000
01/01/2012 6:29 pm
Level 44 : Master Pokemon
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Yo my name is chicken and i'm better than you 2
Your rapping is almost like poo
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:28 pm
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@theinferno Nice idea
@grant ^^^ Thatll be next one.
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theinferno123
01/01/2012 6:27 pm
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maybe enderdragon VS ghast next?
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:27 pm
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i'm back anyway but i'll wait.

Edit: can you make it so some ppl are kind of forced to be zombies? cuz obviously not many ppl want to -_-
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:26 pm
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No.
Does it look like there is an EnderDragon category?
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grantmanmeyer
01/01/2012 6:27 pm
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I mean in a later one...
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grantmanmeyer
01/01/2012 6:25 pm
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fly Can I be an EnderDragon alone?
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flygon56
01/01/2012 6:24 pm
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Yah taylor, please wait till we get all the participants.

Added
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:23 pm
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i gtg take over zombie bros *high 5*
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teh_p00n
01/01/2012 6:22 pm
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i said pigman? and wait tayler
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taylorgoff235
01/01/2012 6:22 pm
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So pigman, you think ur up to the test? up against the zombie, one, only and best?
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