Good day,
I am Count Adam de la Maduixa, fourth count of Baia.
I am here to invade with my army of pigs.
I am addicted to tea.
*Sips tea
Contact me at your peril; woe to those who skype, PM, or tweet me - I will send you cute pictures of pigs... these images will kill you with adorableness.
The pigs are watching.
*Oink*
I got bored, blame Lord Piggius XVII, aye.
I am Count Adam de la Maduixa, fourth count of Baia.
I am here to invade with my army of pigs.
I am addicted to tea.
*Sips tea
Contact me at your peril; woe to those who skype, PM, or tweet me - I will send you cute pictures of pigs... these images will kill you with adorableness.
The pigs are watching.
*Oink*
I got bored, blame Lord Piggius XVII, aye.
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![Aequotis's Avatar](https://static.planetminecraft.com/files/avatar/1674141_35.png)
Your acknowledgement that tea is better than coffee has pleased the tea goddess.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Hehe!
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PIGGIES!!!!!!!
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Pixel swears he doesn't drink tea. He lied.
*Closes car boot*
*Closes car boot*
![Aequotis's Avatar](https://static.planetminecraft.com/files/avatar/1674141_35.png)
Tea > Coffee
Now Jordan will eat you for your crimes against the tea goddess.
Now Jordan will eat you for your crimes against the tea goddess.
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Jared strikes again.
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wut?!? XD