A [plugin] programmer for help or hire

Hey!

I'm a programmer with four years of experience using the Bukkit/Spigot API.
I can do projects on any scale, up to and including new server software if it becomes necessary.
Skills:
Languages:
- Clojure <3
- Java
- Kotlin
- C
- Scheme (Gambit, Chicken) <3
- Go
Clojure, Java and Kotlin are all JVM languages and can be used for plugin development. I prefer Clojure because Clojure doesn't suck. I have more than this in my toolset, but these are the ones I do server stuff in.
Paradigms:
- Imperative
- Functional (impure if with API stuff, obviously)
- OOP, unfortunately
- AOP, if you're really that lame
- Highly optimized concurrency with functional, imperative or OOP

Please be willing to put effort into your server project if you'd like me to join you.

Things I will do:
- New gamemodes
- New game mechanics
- RPG games or any variant thereof
- Tell you you're pretty
- Mechanics pulled from other games
- Really, anything you can think of, provided the Minecraft client can handle it :)

I've done a lot of weird/outside-the-box stuff, like adding a fourth spatial dimension (really) or spaceship combat (Cheaters have no idea how to work with zero-G, haha), fragments of which are available on request.

Things I will not do:
- Configure your extant plugins
- Configure your permissions system
- Be the one setting up the server for you
- Anything involving crates


If you or your staff do anything to make me uncomfortable working with you without dealing with it, I will leave your project.

Either reply to this posting or PM me with some information about your project, and a way to contact you, preferrably via Skype or Discord. I do not give out my cellphone number freely.

I'm looking forward to joining someone!

-MMM <3