My dad: “the [​Nazi] Germans didn’t have ships!”
U-boats, the Bismarck, the rest of the Kriegsmarine, and commercial ships: ._.

dancin'

never thought i'd be guessing famous accordion players, prehistoric animals, and random art terms competing against JadeFire170, MoonAstraea, and chickenpants93 in attempts to win a cool rock

also
i'm batman

Same

real

Alright, so I need some romantic advice from y’all (I’m gonna regret asking you people), but first, a timeline of events:

November 2022: I get my friend’s phone number, and we text semi-frequently
April 2023: we have an argument and she blocks me
May 2023: we resolve things and our friendship resumes like nothing happened; however, neither of us text each other again
November 2023: I’m added to a group chat with several unknown phone numbers and some of my friends’ numbers; one of the numbers is my friend’s, but it’s different from the one she had given me the previous year
February 2024: I start to develop a crush on her (to quote my friend when I told him last week, “hormones are sucky”)
Later in February: I text her new phone number (the group chat one) “hi”; no response
Yesterday: I text the new number again, and receive the response “Who is this,” prompting me to text back with my name; in response, she says “Wrong number”

So, either that phone number is someone else (which I’m leaning towards since it didn’t exactly seem like that was my crush texting, so maybe she was using that temporarily or smthn) or she’s trying to avoid getting texts from me

I have the number she gave me in 2022; should I try tenting that one? And if so, should I do it later today or wait until next weekend?

Thank you CrystalRuby for the spam!

Lyrics of the Day:

“Father of toxic gas and chemical warfare
His dark creation has been revealed
Flow over no man's land, a poisonous nightmare
A deadly mist on the battlefield”

- “Father” from Weapons of the Modern Age (EP released 9-30-2022) by Sabaton
This track is about Fritz Haber, a scientist who, on one hand, weaponized poison gas for the Germans, but who, on the other, created the Haber-Bosch process, which was very important for agriculture.

The chosen comment:

lol my dad is playing a compilation of Sun Tzu quotes on his phone

fellas, judging our boat... are we cooked?

11 subs until 500! :D

joined skinfight for the first time xd

would it be considered cheating if i knew what teams you're on so i can start pre-making skinfight attacks...?

Just had a lightsaber fight, but instead of lightsabers we used dollar store plastic palette knives.
Proper moves and everything, ig that's what happens when me and my brothers are left alone for 3 hours-

:)

Ok so here's the full story w/ the cats (yes there's more than just the one that went under a car)

So my parents brought to a party..? Gathering..? Idk but they brought us to a park w/ ppl in our community

And we found 3 cats: Lucifer (not gonna take any fruits that cat offers lol), Garfield (pretty sure y'all can figure out wut the cat looks like) and Ghost (reference from TOH)

Needless to say all these kittens were terrified of millions of human hands grabbing for them, they reacted differently:

Ghost chose to hiss and scratch

Lucifer ran underneath a car

Garfield tried to run but later calmed down

Now Ghost and Lucifer are w/ us until we find them a proper home and Garfield's w/ another fam

Any questions? Just asked!!!

Ok guys great news!!!!

The cat ran out of the car!!!

Guys help!!

I'm at a gathering in a park and a stray kitten went underneath a car!!!

Any ideas how to get them out?!?