Wow, I am truly skilled at procrastination. I literally spent two hours baking tarts to avoid writing an english essay, except now I gotta do it so I'm delaying it even more to type this wall post...
Anyways, I once had this theory that oxygen is poisonous, and basically causes you to age. If you think about it, aging is just a process of death. Like, what if there is something smaller than just the protons and neutrons etc. in the oxygen which is essential for our health / wellbeing, which has tricked humanity into thinking oxygen is good for us. Except, there is also a smaller substance in oxygen which is deadly and extremely harmful, and animals, such as us, get such high exposure that aging is caused. If this theory could ever be proved, which has like 0.000000000000000000000001% of happening, how would they extract the needed substance? Also, I made this theory (a really long time ago) without even trying to google how aging works so please don't attack me with facts about aging...
Went for a walk with my dogs and saw this little boy screaming and hitting his mum, so she casually just picked him up and chucked him over her shoulder and kept walking.