I am an idiot when it comes to hurting myself...
Once, I was learning to ride my bike. My dad let go of the bike and i got scared, and I lost control. I hit the curb, flew over the handlebars and into the street where I landed on my face... I scarped up my nose so badly there is still a scar...
Another time, I was racing with my friends on scooters. I hit a bump in the sidewalk and the front wheel stopped. I flew over the handlebars and scraped my face again... it hurt so much that I felt nauseous. I was screaming the whole time...
Another time I was leaning my head on the bus window. We hit a big curb (the driver was an idiot) and my head smacked the window. I had a really bad concussion and I still can't remember what happened after I hit my head....
Then another time, I was riding my ripstik. I saw rocks ahead, but my legs would not respond and I hit a rock. i landed on my arm really hard. It hurt a lot. Funny thing is, I just got up, picked up my ripstik, and walked home. Turns out, I bruised my arm bone...
Then another time, I broke my shin from running too much. It wasn't bad, but it was still a break...
Then another time, I stood up from picking my books up off the floor and hit the locker door above me. The girl who owned the locker was an idiot... I ended up cutting my head open...
And (I am reallly clumsy) I was trying to jump out to the 4th bar on the monkey bars... my hand sliped on the bar and my friends said I did a 360 flip before hitting the ground. It knocked the wind out of me and I could not breath for a little bit.. scared me so much... funny thing is, my friends went to get the teacher and THEY JUST STOOD THERE GOSSIPING AND IGNORED MY FRIENDS! Finally another teacher came out and they got her attention. She was really nice and called for assistance from the idiotic teachers. I ended up being ok.
I am really clumsy...
