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InqueClick to revealIneedhelppleaseDollarsWhat you need to do is buy a bunch of Krazy glue. You need at least 6 or 7 bottles, maybe even an entire container of it, and an extra shirt. Put all this stuff in your school bag.
Then when you go back to school and you're in a class with her, go to the bathroom, unannounced and take your bag with you. In the bathroom, cover your arms in several layers of glue. When that's done, put the shirt on so no one can tell you're covered in glue.
Go back into the classroom and immediately rip off your shirt, revealing yourself in your gluey glory (This may be difficult because you were covered in glue). Walk up to her and hug her. You'll be together forever or until the surgeons can pry you apart. By then she should realise how swell of a fellow you are and fo' sure be your girlfriend.
You're welcome.
Yeah...
NO.
This would not work 1 that's probably sexual harassment 2 she would probably think I was a weirdo 3 that don't sell Krazy glue in my country 4 I'm not sure that is how glue works.
I'd give her some distance for a while, carefully get to know her from a safe distance. Don't go getting up in her business and asking her about it. Console her and let her simmer down until she seems to of forgotten it and then continue carefully getting her attention.
Eventually ask her if she wants to go somewhere, a movie, some sort of sport event, whatever. Learn what she likes and try to participate in that together.
Also, if she's dumping people that fast there might be something to her that you don't know about. I'm not saying she's a terrible person or a monster in disguise, but you never know.
Worst case scenario glue yourselves together.
DollarsIneedhelppleaseDollarsWhat you need to do is buy a bunch of Krazy glue. You need at least 6 or 7 bottles, maybe even an entire container of it, and an extra shirt. Put all this stuff in your school bag.
Then when you go back to school and you're in a class with her, go to the bathroom, unannounced and take your bag with you. In the bathroom, cover your arms in several layers of glue. When that's done, put the shirt on so no one can tell you're covered in glue.
Go back into the classroom and immediately rip off your shirt, revealing yourself in your gluey glory (This may be difficult because you were covered in glue). Walk up to her and hug her. You'll be together forever or until the surgeons can pry you apart. By then she should realise how swell of a fellow you are and fo' sure be your girlfriend.
You're welcome.
Yeah...
NO.
This would not work 1 that's probably sexual harassment 2 she would probably think I was a weirdo 3 that don't sell Krazy glue in my country 4 I'm not sure that is how glue works.
1) I don't think so but if you go to jail, she'll have to go too because you'll be glued together! Jail is a great bonding experience.
2) Oh.
3) Any kind of industrial grade glue will work.
4) Of course it is. Glue is sticky.
Good luck, anyway.
KnightClick to revealDollarsWhat you need to do is buy a bunch of Krazy glue. You need at least 6 or 7 bottles, maybe even an entire container of it, and an extra shirt. Put all this stuff in your school bag.
Then when you go back to school and you're in a class with her, go to the bathroom, unannounced and take your bag with you. In the bathroom, cover your arms in several layers of glue. When that's done, put the shirt on so no one can tell you're covered in glue.
Go back into the classroom and immediately rip off your shirt, revealing yourself in your gluey glory (This may be difficult because you're covered in glue). Walk up to her and hug her. You'll be together forever or until the surgeons can pry you apart. By then she should realise how swell of a fellow you are and fo' sure be your girlfriend.
You're welcome.
lmao
Give her time and space. Relationships that end within the span of a few weeks are normally because of some kind of serious argument or incident, so she's likely reeling from something at the moment. Generally, waiting 2-3 weeks is the standard respectful time period.
Though, in my opinion, someone who goes out with a "jerk" and breaks up within a month is someone I'd get to know better before flirting with. Make sure you know what you're getting into, OP.
DollarsWhat you need to do is buy a bunch of Krazy glue. You need at least 6 or 7 bottles, maybe even an entire container of it, and an extra shirt. Put all this stuff in your school bag.
Then when you go back to school and you're in a class with her, go to the bathroom, unannounced and take your bag with you. In the bathroom, cover your arms in several layers of glue. When that's done, put the shirt on so no one can tell you're covered in glue.
Go back into the classroom and immediately rip off your shirt, revealing yourself in your gluey glory (This may be difficult because you were covered in glue). Walk up to her and hug her. You'll be together forever or until the surgeons can pry you apart. By then she should realise how swell of a fellow you are and fo' sure be your girlfriend.
You're welcome.
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