Now that we know more of the story, it's just a giant meme movie. I mean, "As a child, I yearned for the mines," like what? Having played thousands, and thousands, and thousands of hours, having started in the early Alpha days, it was pretty much assumed that you kind of woke up and find you're on an island.
What makes this worse is that at 11 minutes is another why is this here moment.
Are they just messing around, what's the goal, is it just going to be Zoomer reference after Millenials? Who is this going to appeal to? I figured that this was going to be a mess, but they put effort into making it garbage. Even the original Sonic they at leat they genuinely tried to make it an artistic spin even if it was terrible. This is purely relying on "hey, look" moments instead of making a story.
If they were going to go that route, they should have just put Will Smith at the front cause at least this insanity is up his alley.
