About Me:

My name is Mr.MelonBagel. Full name Ford MelonBagel. I am 5'11" and three quarters, 1,528 years old, and enjoy dungeoneering, texture art, and lore. I have espresso-brown hair with silvery side-lockes and I've been wearing the same clothes since Day 01. I always carry a spare health potion and diamond pick which are fastened permanently to my pants. I forgot what is in the small bags attached to my belt. I stole my belt from an Illager who said foxes were stupid. He payed dearly. I've been wandering the Omniverse for about 7 years now and have gone on many adventures across the Minecraft multi-dimensions and polyworlds finding all sorts of friends and making even more celestial enemies. I got blipped once... but then I came back! It didn't feel so good. I once got in a fist-fight with a talking couch. The couch won. Then I pulled out TNT and I won. My favorite color is Transdimensional Purple, my favorite food is steak, my favorite animal is deathcap mushrooms, and yes I did get a haircut recently. Thank you for noticing.