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Dear Notch, I wish Minecon is free because I don't care *sneeze*, excuse because of the dead creepers eating my grandma *Evil Laugh*. Goodmorning Endermen, Notch is destroying crocodiles on Minecraft's deserts. "SSSSSsssssss" {boom} Welcome to Hell, now we burn in LAVA! *Respawn* UNICORNS ARE SEXY! And Steven fell under three diamonds in lava because water dies. Poop is stopping organs and pooping. Angry sausages sleep in my bed. Men like Bacon creepers! Giant hotdog is yummy! TXboxGuY sucks grapefruit. gaven117 ate my WAFFLES! while mark916 fell on CREEPERS!. cyprezz pwns tomatoes and grapefruit while, emilios1310 likes s3x falafels. How does herobrine kill little pixel rabbits eating dirty dishes? I'm surrounded by freaky emails and Luthery on my tootoo. Skonth is sleepy while having boner which jumps up, munching onions on a stick. I_Modz_Codz is confused in Diamonds. Notch, digging a waffle and pigs, eats BlackFTW. How does Minecraft pwns your tater tots? I shoot. G6 like whoa that tank blew rainbows! hamsters now fart blood. Lord_Morgo licks lava cakes. We shall rule MineCraftia. THE dictionary is like NARWHALZ. Creepers Tour YOU MOM! Frogs suck Lemons. You lick Lord_Morgo's tiny chicken drum-stick! What is SOPA, PIPA SUCK! iRilo ran across the Nether eating cookies, while music was playing tatertots and My butt! Craftykids ate potato salad and dancing creepers danced to die slowly. Enderdragon like cake in erected enderman houses. Eat me while chuck goes shuffling away in his own garbage lots. The fishermen destroy America eating lemoncats. DeathLaser, formerly loved by _LoveBunny_, started derping around the forums. Stop asking epiczombeh to eat 4chan's annoying spam. Is Jeb's friend a creeper? I really want to fart, but I can't. Fudge... I have to reddit my journey, and glibglobbit towards the toilet enderdragon that farted and died. Then Cheese decided craftykids must die in molten. i don't notch cake. But why did *FART* I eat so many beans? Who summoned Lord_Morgo, he's awesome and a big user of TNT. Ponies are scary. Soihearduleikmudkipz. WTF is Minecraft? Angry sodomy WTF? Forum penguins ponies FARTS. Osiris of Egypt OF poops danced to every single nanosecond! I Farted. Herobrine likes eating chunks of moldy AIDS. PMC is
