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  • notinloaf
    Public • June 15, 2026, 1:24 pm
    The world downloads for RealmBlox and New Amsterdam City, still offered through the RealmBlox Download Center, will no longer be offered as of August 1st, 2026. The website will be taken down to deter theft of my property. Thank you for understanding.
  • notinloaf
    Public • February 23, 2026, 10:47 am
    RealmBlox and New Amsterdam City worlds will no longer be offered together as of the March 2026 update. They will be separate on Planet Minecraft and lead to different sites.
  • notinloaf
    Public • February 14, 2026, 6:24 pm
    Due to rising costs, www.realmblox.xyz will be taken down in April/May, and revert back to a Google Sites link.

    Having the domain is a financial black hole and without an income from this project I cannot keep the domain up.
  • notinloaf
    Public • January 11, 2026, 8:56 am
    Sorry for the further delay, the January 2026 Update will be released January 12th, 2026.
  • notinloaf
    Public • January 5, 2026, 6:42 pm
    Due to me making major updates to the UI of the website, RealmBlox January 2026 Update is delayed once more to January 10th.
  • notinloaf
    Public • July 16, 2025, 3:57 pm
    i did a huge purge yesterday of my skins so no longer artisan :(
  • notinloaf
    Public • July 10, 2025, 11:10 am
    im actual very sad rn



    so we have a lot of cats in our backyard and recently one of them had 3 kittens - one got trapped under our shed and died (genuinely dunno how, but we found its dead body outside of the shed) and now the little gray and white one that looked like our chip chip is dead...

    it was under the car and when we reached a main road it jumped out and was run over by the car :(

    we got out and got its body and went back and buried it behind our shed and im now in the process of making a gravestone

    rip mochi bean..
  • notinloaf
    Public • April 6, 2025, 8:00 pm
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHkqJkby4c0



    this is my explanation as to why the april update is late
  • notinloaf
    Public • January 31, 2025, 4:20 pm
    Please note- it is unlikely the February Update will come out tomorrow due to a small issue on the backend - though it might. Expect it Feb 2, though.
  • notinloaf
    Public • December 11, 2024, 5:32 pm
    NOTE - The modpack for RealmBlox (and therefore the December update and onwards til further notice) is in 1.21!!! It will only be updated in major versions, e; 1.22, 1.23, 1.24, etc.
  • notinloaf
    Public • December 9, 2024, 9:54 am
    walter white has arranged the murder of witnesses in prison over the course of 2 minutes
  • notinloaf
    Public • November 16, 2024, 7:43 am
    Okay, so the December update is the one that will be modded.

    The modpack will be included with the world, make sure to add it to Curseforge. It is all fabric.

    The mods will be REQUIRED as many things will break without the mods.
  • notinloaf
    Public • October 4, 2024, 3:31 am
    RealmBlox may become modded with the November update.

    The October Update, which was released a few days ago now, is entirely vanilla and if I were to make the November update modded, I would use Fabric.
    notinloaf2024-12-09 09:54:33
    november is vanilla december is the modded one and onwards
  • notinloaf
    Public • September 21, 2024, 10:28 am
    My poems will soon be moving to a single post linking to a website.

    this is just an announcement
  • notinloaf
    Public • September 2, 2024, 9:34 am
    september update is late the upload failed yesterday and I had some things to handle so it is being uploaded today and posted today;
  • notinloaf
    Public • August 2, 2024, 6:36 am
    due to a few issues occuring the august update is today
  • notinloaf
    Public • July 4, 2024, 11:11 am
    So, some new plans. A good ol' update for everybody. Sgt. Strawberry's Pack will be featured on the RealmBlox Download Centre starting at the August Update. It won't be included with RealmBlox, but it will be on the site. Why? Well, it's being renamed the RealmBlox Texture Pack. The only reason it's not built into RealmBlox is because it is still in developmental stages, but it will reach an EOL which will mark it's addition into the world itself. As of right now, the planned EOL is the Christmas Update 2024.
  • notinloaf
    Public • June 17, 2024, 9:57 pm
    there may be a pizzaplex+ ngl totally not happening lol bro actually got tricked hahaha
  • notinloaf
    Public • June 16, 2024, 3:38 pm
    Hello everybody! I am back with yet another announcement relating to RealmBlox. So, as a small birthday gift to myself (July 2nd) I will be uploading the July Update early every year. This year is going to be likely full of changes in the original schedule due to this being the first year this is being implemented for RB. So, as a quick reminder, and this will be specified on the release schedule page being added to the RealmBlox Download Centre, this is the schedule of updates as of now:



    Christmas Update - December 25th
    February Update - February 1st
    March Update - March 1st
    April Update - April 1st
    May Update - May 1st
    June Update - June 1st
    July Update - June 25th
    August Update - August 1st
    September Update - September 1st
    October Update - October 1st
    November Update - November 1st
    December Update - December 4th

    and then you cycle back as the "Christmas" updates are considered January updates. The "December" update is scheduled to the 4th because on the 2nd is my brother's birthday and before that is Thanksgiving, so on the 4th will always be December updates. Changes may be made to this schedule as time goes on, but as of now, this is the schedule.
  • notinloaf
    Public • June 12, 2024, 5:49 pm
    I have some spoilers for the next update of RealmBlox. Heres a hint:


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