Q1: I'd walk 3 miles, I need exercise I have a little overweight.
Q2: I'd go Bruce Lee on their ass.
Q3: I'd be all like "Man -snip- you, I'M OUT PEACE!!!
Q1: I would say to myself "Maybe you should have gone to college to make more money."
Q2: I would like "-snip- this, I want to live!
Q1: I wouldn't even throw my ball towards the middle of the street wtf? I would be in my fenced backyard playing with him. But if that ever happened I would possibly let him die. I love animals, but honestly dogs only live for like 16-20 years depending on how healthy they're.
Q2: I would let him kill my wife so I can -snip- more women lololol. (Not really.)