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  • SalteeFries
    Public • October 15, 2024, 7:11 pm
    Guess who’s about to speed read crime and punishment because she has an essay and a slideshow due on Monday and isn’t even a quarter into the book!
  • SalteeFries
    Public • September 13, 2024, 9:46 pm
    Just got my braces off
    i forgot I had teeth
    TheShoreKid3 • 2024-09-13 22:16:37
    How the tables have turned
    TheShoreKid3 • 2024-09-13 22:15:35
    I just got my braces ON.
    All my friends are saying WOMP WOMP
  • SalteeFries
    Public • August 22, 2024, 10:29 pm
    I have to wake up 4 tomorrow to make my flight
    im gonna be power-napping in an airport (it’s gonna be great)
  • SalteeFries shared vyrret's post
    Public • August 22, 2024, 10:28 pm
    Why not lmao
    Original post was deleted by the original poster. Post ID (856286)
    chloriine • 2024-08-23 17:16:14
    14 or 15 ish somewhere around there
  • SalteeFries
    Public • August 17, 2024, 2:46 pm
    My dog always hides in the same bathroom whenever there’s a thunderstorm
    today she waited at the door until my dad let her into the bathroom
    It’s a pretty small storm (like not even raining yet) but my dog is a wimp and I love her for it
    BroccoliTheGirl • 2024-08-17 16:14:56
    my dog is similar, he hides in the closet or inbetween our couches
    He hid for: My Dad sneezing, someone holding a spoon, and just talking really loud
  • SalteeFries
    Public • August 6, 2024, 8:46 pm
    Update: Jerry the spider is finally dead
    robonate135 • 2024-08-06 22:25:25
    i feel like i just caught the tail end of a really interesting story.
  • SalteeFries
    Public • August 3, 2024, 12:13 am
    Jerry survived my second murder attempt
    Screaming
  • SalteeFries
    Public • August 3, 2024, 12:07 am
    The spider is travelling
    I named him Jerry and I hate him
  • SalteeFries
    Public • August 3, 2024, 12:05 am
    Update:
    Good news: I made a makeshift spider killing stick to combat the height issue
    Bad news: it survived, the stick broke, and I think it's immortal
  • SalteeFries
    Public • August 2, 2024, 11:39 pm
    There is a big spider on my ceiling and I'm too short to kill it hahaha
    If it stays there I shan't be sleeping
    I might need to start throwing things
    The phantom spider itches :sob:
  • SalteeFries
    Public • July 26, 2024, 1:04 pm
    Also
    OLYMPICS GENDER EQUALITY?????
    I LOVE WOMEN
  • SalteeFries
    Public • July 26, 2024, 1:03 pm
    Olympics day olympics day olympics day
    im so excitedddddd
  • SalteeFries
    Public • July 22, 2024, 8:10 pm
    do you ever just want to be in the presence of people but not actually talk to them?
    so that you can still just be doing your own thing but like not alone??
    ScotsMiser • 2024-07-22 21:20:29
    Not one of my things, but fairly common…

    Often stereotypically described as someone reading in a coffe shop.
  • SalteeFries
    Public • July 12, 2024, 10:44 pm
    Out of Sven ads in a row five were the same I’m losing it
  • SalteeFries
    Public • June 22, 2024, 2:52 pm
    I submitted my culminating project from my online course except I forgot to change the file name so my teacher has now received a file titled ‘testosterone math video’
    kill me now
  • SalteeFries
    Public • June 21, 2024, 12:53 am
    I once went on an hour long rant about dentists and their involvement in some secret dentist society that was planning to steal the moon...

    There are worse conversation topics I guess?
    I love making up conspiracy theories
  • SalteeFries
    Public • June 19, 2024, 11:56 pm
    The feminine urge to make Mac n cheese because I can't sleep
  • SalteeFries
    Public • June 9, 2024, 10:56 pm
    Give me an acoustic guitar and a redbull and I'll be ready to overthrow the government or die trying
    spookyshxdow • 2024-06-10 09:01:05
    real
  • SalteeFries
    Public • June 9, 2024, 10:51 pm
    This summer is going to be my training montage
  • SalteeFries
    Public • June 6, 2024, 10:28 pm
    So I was manning a donation box the other day
    And this lady comes up to me with a $100 bill
    She wanted five twenties and I was like 'oh actually umm no thanks'
    She proceeded to make change with the donations and then just left

    What are you even supposed to do when that happens????
    RocketStudio • 2024-06-07 01:26:34
    Double barreled shotgun.
    Finnodile • 2024-06-06 22:40:17
    Exterminate her.
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