1.21 feels incomplete (at the moment, literally and in terms of content and feel)

waiting for bedrock edition to load 10 minutes later...

FIFTEEN

MnCerift Jāver OOpdirt in nutshell

Pre-Classic: Grass, cobble, and a big ol' box
Classic: Here's more stuff
Indev/Infdev: Here's more stuff and infinite terrain
Alpha: You want more? Get pig!
Beta 1.0-1.7: The game is getting more finished by the second.
Beta 1.8: Challenge? Challenge approved.
1.0: The game is actually finished now
1.1: Yeah never mind here's some other stuff
1.2: I'm Steve of the Jungle
1.3: Temples? Covered in emeralds?
1.4: HOLY SMOKES A NEW BOSS
1.5: *happy Mumbo Jumbo*
1.6: Neigh. Whinny. _____
1.7: This update really did change the world. Sales climbed up 50%!
1.8: Remastered enchanting and ocean monuments!
1.9: You want better combat? Give this a shot and- *gets shot*
1.10: OK, we're sorry. Here are polar- I MEAN bone blocks.
1.11: You want a challenge? Woodland mansions and pillagers.
1.12: I CAN SEE THE COLOURSSSS
1.13: Snorkel gear is FINALLY added after popular demand. And pufferfish!
1.14: Minecraft is popular again, so here's a fresh coat of paint and 'hrrr's!
1.15: BzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZzzzzZzzz
1.16: Oink. Want nether? Here's a new logo on the title screen.
1.17: IT'S HERE!!! THE CAVE UPDATE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!
1.18: And here's the REAL update. And mountains.
1.19: Swamp? Nah. Was there a portal in the deep dark? Nope.
1.20: Want Minecraft to be Minecraftier?
1.21: If you want the ultimate test, your reward is (sort of) broken!
The Future: Alright, here's a new end update. And overhauled biomes, structures, progression, textures, animations, skins, Fortnite Battle Pass...

300 SUBSCRIBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
you know what that means

Tricky Trials. The update to one-hit the ender dragon with just a light tap from a decorated hammer. And also rework pillagers. And not update the end. And make Mojang forget the Camel exists. And not give a new texture to the creeper. :(

JOIN OUR NEW 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY JAM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
https://www.planetminecraft.com/jam/fifteenyears/

Snow Golem
Trader Llama
Evoker
Elder Guardian
Donkey...

Pig, Creeper, Skeleton, Zombie, Spider, Cow, Chicken, Slime
Zombified Piglin, Sheep, Ghast, Squid, Wolf, Enderman
Villager, Zombie Horse, Cat, Bat, Vindicator
Ender Dragon, Silverfish, Wither Skeleton, Zombie Villager
Guardian, Blaze, Magma Cube, Horse, Wither, Mule, Fox
Skeleton Horse, Mooshroom, Endermite, Tropical Fish
Rabbit, Shulker, Husk, Piglin, Polar Bear, Llama, Stray
Vex, Parrot, Phantom, Turtle, Cod, Salmon, Pufferfish
Pillager, Panda, Dolphin, Drowned, Wandering Trader, Bee
Ravenger, Hoglin, Allay, Strider, Armadillo, Goat
Camel, Warden, Zoglin, Bogged, Sniffer, Breeze, Witch, Frog
Axolotl, Iron Golem, Tadpole, Ocelot, Cave Spider
Piglin Brute, Glow Squid, Illusioner! *pants heavily*

Modern mob votes be like

Option 1: A realistic animal that barely does anything
Option 2: A helpful dude that can do whatever you command
Option 3: ... A porcupine that can be crafted into spike armor

(Option 3 wins by a longshot, the other two only get 10 or 11 votes)

MnCroft timlin in a nutshell

2009 - Beta 1.7: OoOOoOOoh a creepy indie game about blocks
Beta 1.8 - 1.3: Welcome to the RPG innovation.
1.4 - 1.8: Oh, you want more? Here's an XBOX port. And other stuff.
1.9: You want better combat? Give this a shot and- *dies of hatred*
1.10 - 1.13: OK, we're sorry. Here are polar- I MEAN snorkel gear.
1.14 - 1.16: The classic returns, now with a fresh coat of paint!
1.17 - Present Day: It's the moment you've alllllllllll been waiting for-




aaaaaaand we're splitting it in two. Actually, make that five.

On the last day of ChrIiIiIiIiIstmas, my true love gave to me
16 painters painting
15 warriors wielding
14 wreaths a-wristling
13 axolotls
12 drummers drumming
11 goat horns yelling
10 lords a-leaping
9 Blazes prancing
8 Maids a-whisking
7 Breezes brawling
6 planks a-planking
5 golden hoooooooes
4 Husks a-hurdling
3 Strays a-firing
2 Swedish ducks
aaaand theeee Creeeeeeeepeeeee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeer





(tempo increase) in a pear tree (orchestra hit)

WErE doINg A sEaSON TWo

HURRY UP, PEOPLE!!! THERE'S ONE WEEK LEFT!! I WANT MORE ENTRIES!!!!!

1.21 NAME LEAKED - "Winded Wonders"

Which looks better?

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WE NEED MORE ENTRIESSSSSSSSS