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🌲 Pronouns: Bom/Bombself

🏠 Residence: Cabin in the Woods

🔍 Interests:
- **Mail Mysteries**: Nothing like the suspense of waiting for a package to explode!
- **Rustic Engineering**: Crafting intricate devices out of spare parts and wood scraps.
- **Nature Walks**: Long strolls through the forest, contemplating life and its complexities.

💣 Favorite Gadgets: Homemade explosives, intricate triggers, and anything that goes "boom"!

🌳 Favorite Trees: Pine for the forest, but redwoods for the sheer awe-inspiring height!

🛠️ Crafting Style: Unabomber chic - rugged, homemade, and undeniably explosive.

🔒 Life Motto: "If at first you don't succeed, detonate again!"

👍 Likes:
- The smell of freshly cut timber.
- Remote cabins with no Wi-Fi.
- The thrill of the unexpected.

👎 Dislikes:
- Junk mail without a sense of adventure.
- Overly crowded cities with no escape routes.
- Anything labeled "fragile" that doesn't explode upon impact.