Harken! For ye know not the pain have I strived to answer the question which burns like a fire in the mind. Ever since hath I been a young child, I thought, why in Minecraft do goats exist not? I stare at thine sheep yonder, why not are they goats I wonder. And the llamas and cows alike, why not have goats in such a plight. So I speak to the people with pride, GOATS I say, in Minecraft, they must reside.