From the earth i rise, and to the earth i one day will return.
What's up mothershuckers, my name is
COLONEL CORNELIUS CORNWALL,
And i'm here to introduce you too...
*pop*
C O R N.
C O R N is a north-american cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob.
it's also called maze, because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavour.
side effects of C O R N may include:
choking, i guess
come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This let me think of the scarecrow in SMG4 I think this guy is he's partner selling corn

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn *screech*-

From the Earth I rise, and from the Earth I one day will return.

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