Copper Ore- Can after a bit of effort make copper tools,

Nether Copper Quartz Ore- Makes Copper Quartz,

Item Item Ore- Makes Item Item Ingots which make more Item Item Ingots,

Litter Ore- Makes your world polluted,

Illusion Ore- Messes with your mind,

Ruby Ore- Makes you wish they were added in 1.3,

Rock- It's just a rock,

Nether Rock- It's just a nether version of a rock,

Ender Rock- It's just a ender version of a rock,

Ash Ore, Rusty Iron Ore, Fool's Gold Ore, Red Powder Ore, Fossilized Blueberry Ore, Graphite Ore, Dollar Bill Ore, and Nether Shard Ore- Makes tears,

Sandy Sand- makes Sandy sand,

Wither Block- Annoying to mine and gives the wither effect,

Missing Texture Ore- Needs a home because it's missing,

Loot Box Ore- It's a loot box as a ore,

Pink Loot Box Ore- It's a pink loot box

Copper Loot Box Ore- It's a copper loot box,

$4.99, $9.99, $14.99, and $19.99 Loot Box Ore- Loot Boxes that cost dollar bills

Copper Infused Stone- It spawns Copperfish,

Copper Infused Endstone- It spawns Coppermites,

Bedrock Ore- "Breakable" Bedrock,

Useless Stone, Useless Netherrack, Useless Endstone, and Useless Dirt- Drops pebbles,

Water Ore- Spawns in water and drops water,

Salt1 Ore, Salt2 Ore, Salt3 Ore, Salt4 Ore, Salt5 Ore, and Salt6 Ore- Makes you salty and gives you Salt,

Brown Salt1 Ore, Brown Salt2 Ore, Brown Salt3 Ore, Brown Salt4 Ore, Brown Salt5 Ore, and Brown Salt6 Ore- Makes you salty and gives you "Brown" Salt,

Banana Ore- Full of Potassium and Radiation,

Pineapple Ore- DO NOT STEAL!,

Flying Squid Ore- Causes chaotic squids to flying that might be possessed,

Flying Kraken Ore- Causes the end of the world. (I think.), and

Diorite 2.0- Even better diorite than before.
Mutated1 Copper Ore, Mutated2 Copper Ore, and Mutated3 Copper Ore- Weird versions of copper ore,

Red, Green, and Blue Ore- RGB is the future,

Parallel Ore- Pretty odd, and

Tin Ore- Creates conspiracy.

Ores:
Copper Ore- Creates Copper Blocks and Tools with minimal amounts of effort
Nether Copper Ore- Perfect for the babes
Ender Copper Ore- There is no end in Copper
Ore Ore- Ore you ready to pick at this one?
Illusion Ore- Does it really exist?
Litter Ore- People are garbage
Wither Ore- I heard it's safe to touch
Missing Texture Ore-No one cares, get lost ya stupid ore
Loot Box Ore- Really EAts your pickaxes
Pink Loot Box Ore- Who the frick would make a pink loot box
Copper Loot Box Ore- Couldn't get enough copper
$4.99 Loot Box Ore- Loot Box Ore, but makes you feel like it's worth more
$9.99 Loot Box Ore- $4.99 Loot Box Ore, but makes you feel like it's worth more
$14.99 Loot Box Ore- $9.99 Loot Box Ore, but makes you feel like it's worth more
$19.99 Loot Box Ore- $14.99 Loot Box Ore, but makes you feel like it's worth more
Water Ore- I hate water especially wet water
Tyn Ore- I heard it's a conspiracy
Pest Ore- Really loves you and can't leave you alone
Incomplet Ore- One of the bes
Chaos Ore- #MM44K2-0KK21--=3944444KK332249540
Ende Purple Doritos Ore- Sit back and relax to the flaming Purple Doritos
Nether Purple Doritos Ore- Eat well with the cool Purple Doritos'
Creep Ore- Really creeps on you

Not Ores:
Rock- I heard it's popular around Halloween
Nether Rock- Someone really hates you
Ender Rock- It's just a rock that was inverted
Diorite 2.0- Diorite, but at least twice as good
Sandy Sand- It's Sandy Sand!
Red Sandy Sand- It's Sandy Sand, but red!
Quick Sand- Great for the kids
Red Quick Sand- No traces will be left behind
Black Ice- It's really cool! Try it out!
Marple- Marple

Bananas are fuel for Nuclear Fusors:

Essence Essence on top + Clay on Bottom = Klay
Essence Essence on top + Klay on Bottom = Klaye
Essence Essence on top + Klaye on Bottom = Klaye
Essence Essence on top + Klaye on Bottom = Klaa
Essence Essence on top + Klaa on Bottom = Kla
Essence Essence on top + Kla on Bottom = Kly
Essence Essence on top + Iron Ingot on Bottom = Iren Inget
Essence Essence on top + Iren Inget on Bottom = Iren Angyt
Essence Essence on top + Iren Angyt on Bottom = Irin Angst
Essence Essence on top + Irin Angst on Bottom = Irun Aimbot
Essence Essence on top + Irun Aimbot on Bottom = Irwin Dingus
Irwin Dingus on top + Kly on Bottom = Clay-Iron Ingot

Essence Essence on top + Copper Essence on Bottom = Synthetic Copper
Essence Essence on top + Fishing Rod on Bottom = Null Rod