FARM!

You are Farmer Jo Blow in the land of Not Here. You farm away, listen to crappy music, and fight off your local creepers. Your daily chores are milkin' cows, eggin' chickens, and breedin' pigs. Don't ferget to clean out the attic. There are dang-diddly-dang-diddly-ding-dong-dang spiders up there and ya won't sleep 'til it's done! I don't know what yer gonna do with all the dye in yer chests, but ya better darn well do somethin' with. Maybe make a smiley-face! Take a pic and comment it when yer done. Another chore is to pull them goat-heads! Give me a diamond and a reply if ya like my project or not! Remember, say no to drugs. Say yes to HICK-TOWN!