★★★★


the bed was stinky idk how tho
and the pancakes ware cold




im in room 120

★★★★★



i peed in the bed



help I don't know how to contact the main office

please get me a new mattress

I am in room 15

★☆☆☆☆

incredibly unsanitary,
When I was there, I went to the pool and saw bits of hair and dust and garbage floating all around even though I had chosen this place especially for the pool. when I returned later that day, there were people in chemical suits taping the place off and pumping out the pool.

There was this large dark stain on the wall in my room and the room service stole my expensive watch. I was going to call the police but then I realized that by signing to have the room, the hotel wasn't liable for anything that was stolen or lost.

The other guests were having a party and I couldn't sleep all night.

★☆☆☆☆

The hotel staff was extremely rude! I overheard gossip about how my friend Filipingus was being a baby after they messed up his reservation.

Room service consisted of 2 week old "Curry" that reminded me of a mix between abstract modern art and Skittles. I think I caused several hundred dollars worth of plumbing damage after that meal so I guess that cancels out.

There was a gang of construction workers outside, I think one of them was named Gil, who was installing a pipe in the front parking lot. I was called obese and a "gringo" by the one operating the excavator. I don't know if they're affiliated with the Hotel but it was a part of the experience.

TLDR: Extreme emotional damage. Wouldn't recommend it.

★☆☆☆☆

Was greeted at the front desk by who I believe was the hotel owner. He smelled of curry and incense. He was pushy about me staying in the presidential suite for $1200 extra when the room I needed for the week which I had made reservations for was a simple 2 queen room.

After finally getting the room I had already reserved, I was woken up to the sound of someone slipping a business card under my door for "Rafi Law Group". What kind of hotel is this?

The pool didn't even have a fence and the owner had the pool doors taped off from inside the hotel which forced me to walk outside and around to get to it.

Absolute nightmare!

★★☆☆☆



I stayed here and all I could hear was the construction from across the road. The weather was too hot and the traffic was unbearable. I walked across the road to Taco Bell and got sand in my shoes. When I spoke to the manager they told me to "be less woke" and "go stay in Soleone instead". Not progressive enough for me!