Behold! The Ivory Tower of the CEO has risen!
  The tower floats above all on a lofty white cloud, is seen by all but cannot be reached by mere employees/peasants. All members of the executive team in the C-suite aspire to such grand architectural expressions of power and superiority. As the all powerful one behind the scenes you have successfully implemented smoke and mirrors tactics to buffalo the board of directors to pay for such an ostentatious monstrosity to ego. Like the wizard of oz in the emerald city, the CEO does not exist in reality, he/she creates it!

  No qualms are given to run-on sentences, misspellings or other gross grammatical errors, hypocrisy, or giving yourself raises even during rough financial times. Corporate double speak abounds as your employees suffer under the yolk of minimum wage. The executive team speaks in riddles as they state they sacrifice their own wages in the face of the pandemic, when they in actuality, received a 19% raise. As CEO you earned that diploma mill MBA, (most, best, awesomeist degree). Now enjoy your tower above all, in all aspects. Gaze in awe of your custom solid bubinga wood desk, your throne of leadership. The impractically high book case full of dusty tomes you have never read but looks really swank. Yes, the office of the CEO is a cut above the rest, pushing the envelope of all offices. Now don't forget to pick up your custom watermarked business cards, oh wait just have your perky young "executive assistant" get them for you.