Perfectly hidden base (dumbo-proof!)

A perfectly hidden entrance, and another one to conceal another part of the structure. To get in, you switch a lever on a tree, then , to get even further, you have to switch another almost perfectly concealed lever to open the biggest secret. There's a lever inside to close it, too, so other dumbos can't wander in. The bedroom is lined with obsidian, so creeper explosions can't rock you to death. One more thing. There is a mining tunnel dug directly into the house (so you don't have to worry about going outdoors) and it contains a zombie resistant door (so zombies can't get through), a safety measure because one of the mining tunnels connects directly to a huge cave.

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