Portal Map [1.6.4 {1.7.10 port in OPEN BETA!!}]

To answer even more pressing questions:

Q: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
A: I don't know what that's a reference to but it's starting to get annoying seeing it repeated all over the Internet.

Q: When are you going to update this map?
A: Never.

Q: Do you plan on changing your avatar in the next fifteen million years?
A: That's a fairly specific time frame. Perhaps I'll change my avatar at the same time I update this map.

Q: I'm considering on betting on sinking ships; do you have any thoughts on that matter?
A: Hm, well, you shouldn't bet on sinking ships or you'll turn your chips to trash. You've got to set your sights and--

Q: Are those lyrics to a song?? What the heck! I don't care about music!!
A: Then you live a very shallow life.

Q: Read any good books lately?
A: I've recently finished The King in Yellow. It wasn't much like the fanfiction, but that was to be expected, I guess.

Q: That's a scary book. Want to know about something even scarier?
A: Not really, imaginary person, but I have a feeling you--

Q: THE THOUGHT OF YOU UPDATING THIS MAP
A: Wow. Yes. That would be pretty scary. Good thing it's never going to happen.

Q: Is this secretly a blog post?
A: Wh-what? No! No no no. This is a completely normal update on this map, in the form of a comment. On this map, which is what this comment is about. The map.

That's it for today, and I hope to god that I might have better judgement in the future such that I never log into this website again. If you want to keep in touch, then that's too bad. Why not check out Harry Truman's Fimbriae instead?

To answer some more pressing questions:

Q: What have you been doing that isn't updating this map???
A: I have been watching every episode of Littlest Pet Shop and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic simultaneously, on loop.

Q: Why don't you get off your lazy ass and update this map!??!?
A: Using excessive punctuation will get you no where. Anyway, I thought I made it clear I have better things to do.

Q: Evidently not. You still come back here every few months to make these weird QA comments.
B: That was not a question. Also, look to the left. That's a B, not an A.

Q: I am very disappointed in your work?
A: Very clever. But I see right through your clever ruse; that being a statement posed as a question. Also I don't care.

That's it for today, and hopefully forever so I never have to log into this dreadful website again. If you want to see more of my work, check out my Tumblr, Large Pony Collider.

To answer some pressing questions:

Q: Are you [DD9448] dead?
A: No, of course not! As we all know, users of the Internet can not physically die. Once they establish a connection the the World Wide Web, their bodies and souls are tethered infinitely to the network that spans the world!

Q: Will there be any updates to the map in the near or distant future?
A: Maybe! Probably not from me, though. If anyone wants to finish recreating this map for 1.7.10, then by all means, go ahead. Just make sure to contact me when you do!

Q: How can I contact you?
A: Email. Remember that? That foreign technology of the past? That's right. I still use it.
EDIT: I have since realized that openly sharing my email is a very stupid thing to do.

Q: I don't have an email.
A: That wasn't a question, and since you're using this site (which requires you to have an email), you're lying to me. For shame!

Q: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
A: I have not read that book. Please go somewhere else with your silly questions.

That's it for today, folks! Boy, do I love seeing my avatar shake around when I type.

It Would Not Be Great, I Think

Wouldn't It Be Great If I Actually Made An Update™

you know what would be funny?
if i actually UPDATED MY MAPS
unfortunately my laptop is undergoing a transition from Windows to OS X
(cue hatred about how it isn't built for gaming)
yeah whatever i'll just put Windows on another hard drive, sheesh
also you know what else is funny
i only have one map
but yeah expect the thing to be done eventually, maybe after my hard drives stop clicking and my motherboards stop crashing
jeez

4.) Have fun! (Are you having fun? I SAID HAVE FUN!!!)

omg xD

2hilar4mah

EDIT: WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY! This map will soon be completely redone (all puzzles will be [maybe] the same, however), due to me having a ton of extra mods installed at the time of creation. It will now be a lot more lightweight! And, if we're lucky... the map might be a bit longer...

EDIT AGAIN: Ok, so, it seems with a new... something, everything is bedrock! Don't worry, I'll have that sorted out soon enough.

EDIT... AGAIN: Technical difficulties! It turns out, there isn't any bedrock! But there is bedrock? I mean, it kills you with suffocation and whatnot, but it isn't actually there?? These are confusing times. If anyone know what's going on, help would be greatly appreciated!

EDIT BACKWARDS IS TIDE, HEH: Something in Minecraft 1.7.10 changed the world! That's the codename for 1.7.10, isn't it? The update that changed the world? Anyway, it messed up this map. Bad. But, with the recreation, it will soon be able to be run in 1.7.10, don't worry! And for anyone wanting to play before the update, you must use Forge 1.6.4, with iChunUtil 2.4.0 and PortalGun 2.0.1. Have fun, and Please Understand!™

EDITOVER9000: 1.7.10 now in open beta! Have fun!!

EDITNAN: The computer I was using to copy the Portal map to (for 1.7.10) no longer works! Which, unsurprisingly, will set a delay on the next open beta release! Hasn't this happened before...? Anyway, your patience is appreciated!

hey hey hey everyone, there is some good news (more or less) about the new map! and that is that i CAN(?) continue it even if iChun does not implement disencouragement beams! (pretty encouraging, isn't it? THE JOKE IS DEAD)

please don't hate me

Currently I am trying to think of how the heck I am going to get the story to work after the events of the first map, and I am waiting for those beams so the map can be more... Portal 2-ish.

is it supposed to have thaumcraft installed?

this was a great map hope there is a part 2 for this

cant wait to play the map

do i need love and tolerance to play?

:/ looks cool !!!!DIAMOND!!!

Omg.... its not working for meh D:

Good map :)

Bump. Because NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE LOOK FOR PORTAL MAPS

EDIT: shut up of course i know that bumps don't work outside of the forums HAHAHAHA

where is the texture pack and what is the texture pack

how do i give dimonds

some pictures would have been nice

awesomeness times 9001

That was amazing!! i want more!

i liked this map, will you make a part 2?

I have to say that the map is good. However, I found that it was a bit short. I also had a bit of trouble picking up the orange portal device, and one of the test chambers where a box was supposed to drop did not drop one. With a bit of mingling in creative mode, I found that the redstone was missing a piece... Anyway, good map, and I hope it gets improvements

cool map, only problem I had was picking up the orange portal attachment. cool map, again.

Holy Cow, now that's a cool map, I'll play it. :)

none of the red stone worked!!!!

None of the redstone worked at all.

Well now you have 5 diamonds

HOW THE HECK DID I GET FOUR DIAMONDS

EDIT: *5

EDIT 3: *23!!

EDIT2(technically 3): heh heh I skipped 2

EDIT4: 27... Slow going. I should really get to work on that new portal map...

EDIT5: The going is so slow, it's stopped going!

EDIT6: maybe it would go again if i actually work on the map

EDIT7: ...nah, that would be Silly.