Hey, you! Yes, I'm talking to you! My name is Rob Lustron and if you want a robot at domestic economic prices, come on down to Robs Robo Rentals! We have everything from the most recent Mr. Handy models and not forgetting the latest Motorised Personal Companions or M.P.C now premiering in our showroom! Find us next to the food court neighbouring the court mall. If you want a robot at half the price of other stores, come on down to Robs Robo Rentals now!

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"Jeez these ads for that place are peppered everywhere, how is he getting these many premium models? someone must have friends in high places."