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   Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, 
you are a pirate!
Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, 
you are a pirate!
You are a pirate!
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too....much....starbound....

So here and Behold the Great Captain Black Beak!
Scourge of the 7 1/2 Seas!
Captain of the InFamous ship "Calypso's Plunder"...

... They say within 1 week of the ship docking, the entire port is set aflame, leaving nothing but the bodies of landlubbers.
He's the plunderer of 10000 Bulloins. All fear him, but he goes by many names, many more to fear, but only a few are well known, "the Hook Master", "The Burning Vulture", and "The Devil's Avian". 

               He Sails the Bermuda, his own personal turf, It is said to these days, that Black Beak raised Calypso from the Ocean, after freeing her from her prison, she granted him with eternal life. To sail the seas for All Eternity. But at a cost, the cost of never being able to step on land, never to stop sailing... He grew bitter, and angrier with each passing year, He attacks all that enter the Bermuda, not to plunder, but just for the love of the kill..... to this day....