Published Mar 17th, 2012, 3/17/12 11:24 am
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Have you ever noticed when looking through comments or videos on the internet that many people will miss their apostrophes? There is a reason why!
There's an evil, villainous mind lurking around the internet, so evil he is rarely blamed for his crimes, as people fear how he will next decide to wreak his vengeance.
Apostrothief!
A mere ghostly figure, haunting our web pages. His skin a ghoulish grey and his feet are clouded in mist to allow him to pass by our comments, stealing apostrophes like a mad man! He will always be seen wearing gloves so he leaves behind no marks. His red hooded cape tries to hide his true identity.
Stories of Apostrothief vary, depending on who you ask. Some people say he does it to cause arguments on the internet. Others claim his parents were tragically killed in front of him when he was just a child, visiting Toys 'R' Us, an apostrophe fell and crushed them both. Whatever the true reason for his crimes, this diabolical thief shows no mercy for other people's punctuation.
So, remember, next time you see a grammar mistake in an internet article, don't blame the original poster. We all know who's really behind all those missing apostrophes!
Thank you for taking the time to view my skin :)
There's an evil, villainous mind lurking around the internet, so evil he is rarely blamed for his crimes, as people fear how he will next decide to wreak his vengeance.
Apostrothief!
A mere ghostly figure, haunting our web pages. His skin a ghoulish grey and his feet are clouded in mist to allow him to pass by our comments, stealing apostrophes like a mad man! He will always be seen wearing gloves so he leaves behind no marks. His red hooded cape tries to hide his true identity.
Stories of Apostrothief vary, depending on who you ask. Some people say he does it to cause arguments on the internet. Others claim his parents were tragically killed in front of him when he was just a child, visiting Toys 'R' Us, an apostrophe fell and crushed them both. Whatever the true reason for his crimes, this diabolical thief shows no mercy for other people's punctuation.
So, remember, next time you see a grammar mistake in an internet article, don't blame the original poster. We all know who's really behind all those missing apostrophes!
Thank you for taking the time to view my skin :)
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