Uncle Wolf is an Italian folktale.

A little girl was upset that she didn't get any pancakes at school because she fell asleep at the privy. She goes home and cries to her mother. She agrees to make the girl pancakes, but they don't have a skillet, so the girl is sent to Uncle Wolf's house to get one. He gives her the skillet, expecting a stack of pancakes, a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine in return. The girl returns home and gets to eat pancakes. The mother sends her back to Uncle Wolf's house with the requested items, but the little girl is greedy and eats it all herself. She fills the skillet with donkey dung, the wine bottle with muddy water, and shapes a lime block into a loaf of bread. Uncle Wolf wasn't fooled and wasn't happy. He tells her that he'll eat her that night, and the girl runs home. The girl and her mother lock up the doors and windows but the wolf goes down the chimney and eats the little girl.

Moral of the story?
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ don't be a jerk ♥

(source: http://saracsnider.com/uncle-wolf/ )

Edit: Fixed the inside of the legs so they aint broke