So, Bob was just a normal elf, working at Santa's workshop. Toy after toy, gizmo after gizmo, you name it. He got kinda bored. So one day, he forged a stealthy, shiny sword from emerald. He then ran away from the North Pole, starting a new life. He lived in the wild as an assassin, fighting against anyone or anything that got in his way. He even fought in the great War of Christmas, an epic clash between Santa and his army and a necromancer who summoned the dead souls of Christmas past. He fought against Rudolph's evil cousin, Ronald the blue-nosed alpaca. He also was also rumored to have been able to crack a nutcracker's head like a nut... or something.