#Awkward moment when you look in your closet and you see a floating eyeball in your closet

Demetrio was born July 4, 1499 in Venezia, Italia and was raised by a less than fortunate family until the age of 16 when he ran away to train with 2pac to become a gondola driver. His business was thriving until the one night of August.....What is today?.... August 12, when he went to Taco Bell and ordered a T-bone steak, cheese eggs, and Welch's grape and all of a sudden a car starts circling around the restaurant and lowers the windows. Joseph Stalin and Gandalf the white pull out akimbo g18s and start unloading on the place. There were no survivors... except Demetrios's . Before the polizia arrived the mad scientist, Marshal Mathers picked up the barely alive Demetrio and put him in the back of his white van and drove off to his evil lair in the Dominican Republic where he removed Demetrio's eyeball and implanted a circuit chip inside of it that allowed Demetrio to live through his one eye but at the disadvantage to having to be controlled by Marshal Mathers FOREVER. Since Marshal is an evil evil man he will probably have Demetrio hiding in closets and scaring the crud out of people.