CAUTION! diamond fever is going around the minecraft world. Better known as diamond disease, this awful sickness starts with hardness of the muscles, then you skin slowly starts to fade into a light blue color. The diamond begins to take over your body. in about 3 months, you will completely, solidly turn in to diamond. But dont expect your friends or family to bury you. Youll be sold money. solid diamond!!!! there is no known cure for this demonic disease. no one knows how to get this Diamond Disease. Be cautious!
(This was totally my idea. i did not copy anyone.)
BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEEEEWAAARe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!