A man was scuba diving when he found an underwater palace similar to Atlantis. He was led into an underwater hallway filled with mosaics and stained glass windows by a couple of merpeople. They took him to their king who said, "You should not have known abut our civilization. You know too much. Choose either death, or become one of us for eternity!" He chose to become one of them, so they handed him a scallop. Inside was a pearl shaped (and colored) vial. He drank the contents and slowly morphed into what resembled a human/merman hybrid, resulting in the figure portrayed above: Fischmann!

Also, guys, don't mind the cruddy crap all over his face in the picture beside the preview, it isn't there on the skin.