Fred E. "Bear" Meyers

The star of the very popular first-person video-game series "Four Evenings Enduring FredMeyers," or "FEEF" for short has made a big come back with Jeff Burt's biggest and most ambitious project yet: "Four Evenings Enduring Fredmeyers 9: The Revenge of the Phantom Parent location pt. 2." Some specialists claim that it'll be the biggest, most expansive, and most needlessly boring and hard to work "Horror" game ever to have surfaced! With Fred E. Bear returning yet again back from the grave in super-springlock pogo-stick nightmare phantom form; also with the high jinks of Freddy Krueger and the might of Michael Meyers, he will be joined by an eclectic group of animalistic characters, ranging from Benny Marmoset-E, to Franky Giraffe Weevil-O! The game is said to launch March 2042 and will have 8 books and a movie to go with it.