This is Frederick, the absolutely completely normal nothing out-of-the-ordinary-at-all guy.  You shouldn't pay any attention to him, maybe just a smile as you pass him in the street.  Just don't... oh, you were accepted by the retina scan?  Never mind all that then.  Frederick, is a secret agent.  He's working with us to find... the recipe to Kookiez inc.'s peanut butter chocolate cookie recipe.  Don't spill the beans, or... umm... we'll eat your homework.