Groceryman

It's a wayward grocery bag! It's a very strange looking explosive! It's Groceryman!



One day, after Afap was done shopping, he had a plastic grocery bag from GoggleD0gg's Grocery blown onto his head. He fumbled back a few steps, and in the process, tripped a criminal who was running from the police, and became a hero. He made the cape himself, and you can tell he's proud of it. He also wears his underwear on the outside, cause y'know, that's what superheroes do.

His powers include:
being faster than the afternoon rush hour
being stronger than the coffee they sell at Hyper Haza's
and being able to leap to the top shelf in a single bound.
Oh, and he knows how to find the best deals.