The hidden tale of the fate of the iconic breakfast cereal mascot. Captain Crunch lost his job when the economy got bad. He then became addicted to froot loops. He used all of his savings buying cereal. Mrs. Crunch left him for the Frosted Flakes Tiger. His son went to become the shamwow guy who is in jail. Then Captain Crunch went insane so he is now in a loony hospital with safety gloves and helmet so he doesn't hurt himself. Enjoy this skin, because every time someone downloads it 10 dollars go to feed his cereal addiction.