Hi, ho, hoo-hooo
(desc to be read in an old english shakespear-y accent but meaner)

Any naughty children here? Well, that doesn't matter, i will get my revenge either way.
I, THE EVIL GINGERBREAD MAN SHALL ENFORCE ETERNAL SUFFERING UPON HUMANITY!!!

humans have, over many many centuries eaten and tortured my people - the gingerbread men. You make and punch and flatten our flesh, and bring us to life by cooking us without knowing how painful iy really is. And all that, to just stuff us into your human fleshy mouths and CHOMP CHOMP NOM NOM and we're gone.
I WILL THEREFORE EAT AS MANY OF YOU AS I CAN MANAGE, AND THEN CONTINUE TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH THE GALAXY AND EAT WHAT COMES IN MY WAY, TO BRING HAPPI ESS TO MY PEOPLE
and with that in mind, have a very merry christmas
and a happy
new era
of the gingerbread

*bows*
*clapping*
*whistling*
*someone throws flowers up to the scene*
BRAVO BRAVO
omg evil gingerbread man do you wanna marry me??!!

CHOMP
CHOMP
*evil voice* no >:]
NOM
NOM
and that my friends, was the end of humanity <3