The Purplink Poople Gobbler is an extremely rare creature that makes its home in the soles of unused shoes. Mostly harmless to humans the Purplink Poople Gobbler has been known to spike the imaginary tea at little girls tea parties. While it is not believed to be its main source of food the Poople Gobbler has been seen feasting on unicorn flatulent, which it expels as lumps of cotton candy. Purplink eggs are commonly mistaken for jelly beans and are often eaten my small children who find them in the carpet or under living room furniture.