Deadpool: Hey guys, there was a problem with that submarine you sold me, it sank.

Sailor: Its supposed to sink, its a submarine.

Deadpool: Oh, I kinda threw the instruction manual away. How about you give me the same deal for that boat right there *Points at yhatch.*

Sailor: You want to pay the same price you payed for a nuclear submarine, for a yhatch?

Deadpool: Yep, it was only like 1.2 million right?
......

Ladys, gentlemen and everything inbetween, this, is PIRATE DEADPOOL.
I tried my best to do a big extravagent piratey hat but its kinda hard.
This is what he was based off of:

Im hoping to at least get finalist, I thought he was pretty dang good.
You guys said doing a lesser known character was good, so I did just that, enjoy.
(The reason I listed it as "gaming" is cause theres a deadpool videogame.)