ORIGINAL DON'T REMOVE! (You know I'm talking to you, you spamming moderators. [No hard feelings])

But anyway, in this updateo I thought I'd give you a little story. Have fun!

Level 8-4, Super Mario Bros, NES. 
"Bowser! It's-a me Mario! Prepare to meet your fate! Wahoo!" Mario exclaimed with enthusiasm, jumping onto the platform stationed above Bowser's head. Bowser thrashed and roared, shooting spheres of flame in every direction. "Whoa-oa-oa! Mamma mia!" Mario yelped in surprise. "This is it, a-Bowser," Mario said. "Give a-me back a-Luigi and a-the Princess now!!" Bowser wasn't even phased. He simply continued to shoot flames from his muzzle. "Fine," Mario whispered to himself, gradually raising his voice. "That's-a the way its-a gonna be then, take a-THIS!!!"
Mario dashed towards Bowser and punched him straight in the stomach. "Yahaa!" Mario yelled, as he jumped towards the now airborne Bowser. Mario flew punches faster than Sonic the Hedgehog could run, finally finishing Bowser by kicking him into the bridge below.
Mario fell with a light thud to the ground, Bowser crumpled and defeated at his feet. Mario showed no regard of Bowser's twitching, bleeding body, walking towards the axe stationed across the bridge. Mario leant over and reached for the axe, when suddenly, a great force swept under his feet, within a matter of seconds, Mario was face to face with the Koopa King. "GRAH HA HA HA HAAAH!!!." Bowser laughed triumphantly. "DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD LET YOU LEAVE HERE ALIVE, PLUMBER? HA! I AM ALL POWERFUL! YOUR PRINCESS IS MINE! NOW BURN!" Bowser dragged Mario's limp body over to the edge of the bridge. "YOU WERE A FOOL TO THINK YOU COULD JUST WALK INTO MY LAIR AND RECLAIM YOUR PRINCESS, MARIO." Bowser said. "FOR THIS," Bowser gestured to the lava. "IS THE END." Bowser pulled Mario's body so it was just above the lava which would become his grave. Bowser began to loosen his grip on Mario's legs. Mario glanced up at Bowser in sorrow. "GOODBYE, WORTHLESS FOOL." Bowser said as he let go of Mario.
As Mario began to fall he could hear Bowser's triumphant laughing, and in the background he could hear Peach screaming and crying, and Luigi yelling in sorrow.
And Mario thought for a second. 'Do I really want-a to die by burning at-a the hands of an over-a-grown Koopa?' And Mario thought some more. 'No! I will a-die like a hero! I will die at my-a finest, strongest hour!'
Mario snapped back to consciousness. He realised where he was and dug around in his pockets. And he found exactly what he needed.

~ On Mario's 25th birthday he had been at his house, talking with Luigi about their plans for a holiday. Mario wanted to go to this Mansion Luigi had lived in for the past two months, but Luigi disagreed. Just then, there was a ring at the doorbell. Luigi stood up, but Mario intervened. Considering this house literally had Mario's name on it, he figured he should probably answer the door. Luigi sat back down and continued sipping his coffee.
Mario opened the door to see none other than Princess Peach, blonde and beautiful at the door, wearing a simple pink t-shirt and shorts. The smiled and wished Mario a happy birthday. Mario thanked her and ushered her and the accompanying Toads inside. Luigi rose from his chair when the Princess entered the room, bowed, then left the room. Luigi then proceed to boot up the N64 and play The Legend of Zelda Orcarina of Time.
Mario sat down with Princess Peach on the sofa. The Princess dug around in her pocket before pulling out a small package, wrapped in white paper and a red bow, in the shape of an 'M'. Mario thanked the Princess adn carefully opened his box. And thn gasped in awe.
Inside were Super Mushrooms, Fire Flowers, 1-UP Mushrooms, but on top of them all, a glowing Starman. Mario turned to the Princess and took her by surprise hugging her. And the Princess gladly returned that hug. ~

Mario grabbed the Starman out of his pocket. It began to glow brighter and brighter... until Mario absorbed all of its power. There was a bright flash of light from under the bridge as Mario powered-up. Bowser fell backwards in shock, unable to comprehend what could emit such a bright light. And then he saw it. The italian plumber he had murdered - or thought he murdered - merely seconds ago.
Mario flew with the power of the Starman and glided back onto the bridge. Mario took a step towards a now terrified and fallen Bowser, and began to speak, "Bowser. You-a kidnapped the Princess." Mario took another step. "You a-kidnapped my a-brother." He began to gain pace, the glow surrounding his body brightening, "You have-a dishonoured my-a family! You will die!" Mario yelled, now running towards Bowser. And with one swift and descisive movement he launched Bowser into the air with a single punch, then rose into the air himself, throwing punches and kicks, Bowser's body becoming significantly wounded.
Mario floated to the ground as the glow around him dissipated. Mario lumbered off Bowser's unconscious body and towards the edge of the bridge.
Mario seized the axe in two hands and swung at the first chain. The bridge wobbled as Bowser regained consciousness. He looked up at Mario. Mario looked back at Bowser, then turned to the chain holding the bridge up. Mario shed a single tear as he swung the axe towards the chain.

Mario stumbled towards Peach and Luigi. Peach was squeealing with delight and thankfulness, while Luigi stood there in awe of his brother with a huge grin on his face. And with that Mario fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Mushroom Kingdom Hospital, Floor 12, Room F.
Mario woke up a few days later in a hospital bed. He jerked up with a start, scaring most of the Toads in the room and alerting Peach of his waking. The Princess of the Mushrrom Kingdom ran towards Mario's bed. "Oh-a Princess!" Mario said as he flopped back down onto the bed. "Mario!" The Princess yelled, "You musn't move too much. You're still recovering." Mario turned his head to face the princess. "Princess... I... I a-love... a-you..." Mario said as he fell back asleep. Peach sat on the end of his bed. "I love you too," Peach said. "My hero."


And there's my sad little story. If you enjoyed make sure to leave a diamond and comment on the way out!

♠♣ ~ CG ~ ♥♦