Published Apr 25th, 2017, 4/25/17 10:44 pm
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Tch. What a douchebag, huh?
The Ninja who think that he is cool's story
So, before this man was a "ninja," he was inspired by... [ I don't know, think of a superhero. ] So, he attempted to kick the door open, but instead busted up his leg, so he normally just opened the door and walked out. He found a ninja mask he liked, so he bought it. Soon, he started to feel hot, so he took his pants off and put it in a garbage bin. Soon, he got a sword, ( Which was not his, ) and ran away. So, he wanted to distribute his "super awesome skills that nobody could match" to everyone, and so he did. To demonstrate his "super awesome skills that nobody could match," he went to the ice cream store, and gave an ice cream to a little girl. Well, at least he wished that he did. Out of excitement, the ninja licked the ice cream and threw it on the girls face, expecting it to land in her hands. In a fit of rage, the girl punched the ninja in the nose and said, "I WANTED SEAWEED," The ninja raised one eyebrow and the girl sprinted away like the chicken she was. The ninja is still attempting to save the day like a boss. What would you expect? Do you think he will make for a good ninja one day? Nah, probably not. Too irrational. See you the next time I see you.
Gender | Male |
Format | Java |
Model | Alex |
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Eh 3 comments is a lot for meh cause I'm a small channel.
sry for l8 reply, I'm sick recently.