Undertale: Burgerpants [Dialogue Interaction] Minecraft Skin
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Undertale: Burgerpants [Dialogue Interaction]

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Level 61 : High Grandmaster Turtle
Take it from me, little buddy.

Have some music, little buddy.

* What?

* Why do you keep trying to talk to me?

* I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.

* Sorry.

* ...

* SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.

Life Advice
* I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.

* You've still got time.

* Don't live like me.

* I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.

Romance Advice
* Listen.

* I like you, little buddy.

* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.

* Never interact with attractive people.

* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.

* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.

* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.

* Bad idea.

Glamburger Story
* So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.

* ...

* Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.

* I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.

* Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!

* But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...

* ... caused my pants to fall down.

* Then the girls laughed at me.

* Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.

* When I first came to Hotland, it was my dream to work with Mettaton.

* ...

* Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!

Why is Mettaton Bad
* God, have you even looked around?

* This place is a labyrinth of bad choices.
* And every time we try to change something for the better, he vetoes it and says "that's not how they do it on the surface."
Oh! Right!

* Humans are always eating hamburgers made of SEQUINS AND GLUE.

Why Else is MTT Bad
* Why do people find him so attractive??

* He's literally just a freaking rectangle.

* ...

* You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to...

* Uh, make yourself more rectangular.

* ...

* They don't work.

Your Future
* Future?

* WHAT future?

* Nothing down here ever changes.

* I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.

* ...

* But wait!

* There's one thing that keeps me going!

* If Asgore gets just one more soul, we'll finally get to go to the surface!

* It'll be a brand new world!

* There's gotta be a second chance out there for me!

* For everyone!

* So stay strong, little buddy.

* When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.

Not the Last Undertale Skin
* I'm not the last?

Nice Cream Guy is?

* ...

* Nice guys do finish last.

* ...

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Undertale Trash
12/19/2015 9:34 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
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Soo kawaiiiii
11/24/2015 7:45 pm
Level 21 : Expert Nerd
Happy_'s Avatar
This is awesome :P
11/04/2015 4:58 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Explorer
Derpitos's Avatar
Im not "one of them" ;^;
11/01/2015 3:13 pm
Level 71 : Legendary Scapegoat
fugo's Avatar
"I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days."
awww its the last one
11/01/2015 4:06 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Turtle
turtaro's Avatar
but the tale shall go on
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