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Written by: Sam Lee, and Charles Brown
Art By: Dick Sprang
(before you go about reporting this Dick Sprang was a real person)
Bert Barrett, was just your average millionaire, until one fateful day, he was bitten by a radioactive hippo in Miami. This sparked
Bert's wild imagination, and turned to a life of crime. But one day, he got arrested. He was used to being regularly pampered, so he hated prison, so once he got out, he decided to take training, from the High-Grandmaster, Super-Karate Ninja training, from Sensei Scraughbildydoup. There, he learned some sweet styles, and met his sidekick, Bell Bottomed Boy, who could conjure bell bottoms from thin air. They had some super cool, rad, killer, adventures together fighting Skirt-Rhino, and other wacky villains; The End.

Powers and abilities: Can look like a hippo; Extreme ninja training; Snow boarding skills

Real Name: Bert Barret

Age: Unknown

BirthPlace: Toronto Canada

Villains: Skirt-Rhino, Solutioner, Dog Woman, The Yellow Goblin